GTEASER Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 The subaru beat the jeep!!! GTEASER's 2012 Legacy GT - Sold GTEASER's 2009 XTeaser - Sold GTEASER's 1992 Legacy SS - Sold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted November 21, 2013 Author I Donated Share Posted November 21, 2013 bump? I'll just leave this here : http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/4204233070.html HOLY SHIT THIS ******* CAR LOOK AT THIS ******* CAR IT'S A 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK BITCHES LOVE 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACKS (SOURCE: THE BITCHES) WHAT YOU THINK 2 WHEEL DRIVE IS ENOUGH FOR YOUR COMMUTE? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE COMMUTING THROUGH AN APOCALYPTIC ZOMBIE HORDE YOU CAN'T AFFORD A KEY LOSS OF TRACTION WHEN THE FLESH EATERS ARE BANGING ON YOUR REINFORCED GLASS WINDOWS GOOD THING THIS SUBARU IS 4 ******* WHEEL DRIVE THIS CAR ROCKS AN AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION SO IT'S FOR YOU CLASSY FUCKERS TOO BUSY BANGING THE PROM QUEEN TO WORRY ABOUT WORKING THE CLUTCH OH AND NEWSFLASH FUCKERS IT'S WINTER THIS IS MICHIGAN, HOMES, IT GETS COLD NOBODY'S GOING TO WANT TO MAKE OUT IN A ******* NEON WITH BUSTED HEAT LUCKILY THIS SUBARU HAS HEATED GODDAMNED SEATS SO WHILE YOU'RE FRENCH KISSING KATE UPTON (kate upton loves subarus) YOU'LL KEEP BOTH OF YOUR FINE ASSES TOASTY THOR DIDN'T SLAY THE FROST GIANTS OF JOTUNHEIMR FOR YOU TO BE COLD ON THE WAY TO WORK HE'D BE ALL LIKE, "NAY, PURCHASE THIS HORSELESS CHARIOT WITH HEATED SEATES" BUT LIKE, THOR HAD GOATS NOT HORSES BUT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DEBATE THE MERITS OF YOUR FAVORITE BEAST OF BURDEN WHILE BLASTING YOUR FAVORITE JAMZ OUT OF THESE UPGRADED SPEAKERS (kate upton loves upgraded speakers) AND OH YEAH THIS BEAST HAS CRUISE CONTROL TRULY, YOU ARE MASTER OF YOUR OWN DOMAIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS DONE 180,000 MILES AND IS STILL GOING STRONG I HEAR IF YOU BREAK 200,000 YOU GET TO ENTER YOUR INITIALS IN THE HIGH SCORE SCREEN SURE IT GOT SOME DAMAGE WHEN I WAS TOKYO DRIFTING WITH VIN DIESEL, BUT THE DAMAGE IS 100% SUPERFICIAL. THE CAR WORKS SO ******* GOOD BECAUSE I SPENT A DRAGON'S HOARD WORTH OF GOLD TO REPLACE THE PARTS THE ONLY REASON I'M GETTING RID OF IT IS BECAUSE I'M MOVING TO A FAR OFF LAND WHERE PUBLIC TRANSPORT IS A THING BILL CLINTON WAS PRESIDENT BACK IN 1997 AND HE ABSOLUTELY SLAYED PUSSY IF YOU BUY THIS 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK YOU WILL TOO BECAUSE THAT'S HOW LOGIC WORKS SO RISE, YOU BADASS NEW GOD, AND CLAIM YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE INSIDE THIS CAR -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sludgeroo Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 That's perfect Sent from my VS980 4G using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecBamf41 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 This made it to a v2 thread. Wow Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk BNR18g on 93oct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camroncamera Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I line my pockets with hot cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasLegacy2.5GT Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee134/Rubenjc111/2BE1CAEB.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sludgeroo Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 If you have cheese in your pockets you're high on drugs Sent from my VS980 4G using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecBamf41 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 If your on drugs you have more then cheese in your pockets Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk BNR18g on 93oct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eekay Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I'm still waiting for some of you guys to post some awesome super wides! Some else *HAS* to have gone pretty wide by now... My 9.3 cups EJ22 makes me feel like my **** is 2.8 decimeters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecBamf41 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Heres your wide. Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk BNR18g on 93oct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted December 9, 2013 Author I Donated Share Posted December 9, 2013 I'm still waiting for some of you guys to post some awesome super wides! Some else *HAS* to have gone pretty wide by now... Your wish is my command -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sludgeroo Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Bozo AF! Sent from my VS980 4G using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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