sdavidson7014 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Is somebody going to actually help the n00b. I can't even get started or else I'll get the thread locked like the last one I started in. I'm not helping. This one might be out of my league:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyDude Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 I came here for help but you guys are just making fun of me. And my car is turbo. It just has a bad one in it. Thats why my check engine light is on I think. How can I put vtec in my car? I really want it to be faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted May 16, 2012 I Donated Share Posted May 16, 2012 *banging head harder* -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucid Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Mother of all facepalms, this can't possibly be real! Do you 2nd gen guys eat your young-n00bs like the 4th gen hooligans? If not, can you start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWSPECB Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Keep him around. His questions are entertaining whether he is serious or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted May 16, 2012 I Donated Share Posted May 16, 2012 ......I........CAN.......NOT........RESIST...... .....MUST......FIGHT.....TEMTATION....... **** IT http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1915/stupid.jpg -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyDude Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 How am I too stupid? I just need help. What else would this web site be here for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyDude Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 Can someone please just help me. How can I tell if my turbo is bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted May 16, 2012 I Donated Share Posted May 16, 2012 http://www.troll.me/images/y-u-no-guy/omg-fcking-awesome.jpg -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8lolsubie Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Okay. Now that I am done laughing out loud at the most epic thread ever... I will be the one to actually take some time to help. First of all. Your car is not turbo. It does not come turbo and was made at the factory without a turbo since day one. No turbo what so ever. The guy who sold you the car lied when he said it was turbo. Naturally aspirated means... well I could go on explaining this but it basically means non turbo. The engine sucks in its own air, it needs no turbo to supply it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VTEC http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturally_aspirated Google.com SEARCH BUTTON ON THIS WEBSITE. USE IT. You my friend have a tooooooon of research to do to fully understand cars in general let alone Subaru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWSPECB Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Can someone please just help me. How can I tell if my turbo is bad? Post a picture of your turbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyDude Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 Where is it at? I thought the muffler makes the turbo work but I can't find it by the muffler. Is it remote operated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucid Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 There're rumors about 500whp being possible with only a cheap eBay turbo. Be the one to make it happen man. That will shut everybody up! Also, search your local craigslist for Subaru vtec. The listings there will set you on the right path for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8lolsubie Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Where is it at? I thought the muffler makes the turbo work but I can't find it by the muffler. Is it remote operated? Okay. This guy is a troll. Had me fooled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWSPECB Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Wait...IT WASN'T BY THE MUFFLER! I found your problem. You have no turbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyposeur Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I agree with Texas. It's brok making up fake **** again, lol. If not, then, well... Son your Subaru does not have a turbo and you have been had. The good news is, there is a way to put one in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted May 16, 2012 I Donated Share Posted May 16, 2012 Your kanooter valve is run by your muffler. When the bearings in your muffler go bad, usually the kanooter valve puts out a diagnal charge. If you drive for too long like that, your piston return springs get worn out too early. If your turbo is really bad, I would suggest buying an electric super charger to make up for the lack of power. You can also buy NOS at any convience store. Just dump it in your gas tank and it will give you a lot more power. -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyDude Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 Why do you guys keep calling me a troll? I don't even know what a troll is. What do you mean I was had? Aren't all Subarus turbo? Did someone take mine off? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted May 16, 2012 I Donated Share Posted May 16, 2012 http://www.digitalstormonline.com/forums/uploads/8344/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8lolsubie Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Why do you guys keep calling me a troll? I don't even know what a troll is. What do you mean I was had? Aren't all Subarus turbo? Did someone take mine off? Is that what you're trying to tell me? At this point, prove yourself dude. Go outside and take a picture of your car. Then stick a sticky note with your username written on it next to the lettering and take a pic of that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyposeur Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Yep, it's brok. EDIT: Or Swagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyDude Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 Its dark outside so I can't take a good picture. Here is one from yesterday though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted May 16, 2012 I Donated Share Posted May 16, 2012 Yep, it's brok. EDIT: Or Swagon. I have nothing to do with this. -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated broknindarkagain Posted May 16, 2012 I Donated Share Posted May 16, 2012 By the way that is the ugliest color for a second gen I have ever seen -broknindarkagain My Current Project - Click Here COME AND TAKE IT "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyDude Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 I don't like you broknindarkagain. You're a jerk. All of you guys are jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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