Rexmobbin Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 so i'm driving down a blvd earlier this evening, when i see a Mitsubishi Eclipse (couldn't tell what year, older model, probably 97?) with a fartcan and all kinds of neon gauges. we get to a red light and i catch the eye of his cutie girlfriend sitting shotgun. so we take off and my brother says "take this dildo". so we get up to about 45 and he starts trying to pull on me, so i pull right back. before you know it, we're at 100mph and i've got him by about 2 lengths. we get to the next red light, his girl's smiling at me, the guy's jaw is dropped about a foot wide, and he's got this scared look on his face. apparently his car is turbocharged, and he tells me it's got 315WHP. I said "wow, i've only got 250, and i walked you." he says "yah, ..." i got on an onramp and lost him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProConcept Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 you didn't get to bang the girl? How lame!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxx Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 yay a street racing story weeeeeeweeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeweeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 you didn't get to bang the girl? How lame!!! oooooooooo......your gonna get in trouble. You can't say "bang" here. OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOXRPWR Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 oooooooooo......your gonna get in trouble. You can't say "bang" here. even worse, Jaxx used the phrase wee-wee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsaglibene Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Hmmm sounds like my friends eclipse, would make sense I dont think hes a great driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedawgs Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 You beat a ricer, Ha ha. Updated my vBGarage: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 even worse, Jaxx used the phrase wee-wee You must be careful about the context of your "bangs" and "wee-wee's"!!!! OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenonk Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 "suck, squeeze, bang, blow" is ok ONLY in that order. Let's keep it simple by saying "what? you didnt get the girl at the end? That's weak!" Keefe Keefe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCDetails Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Racing downtown through stop lights at 100 mph? Sorry... you don't get cool points from me for that. I'm sure that breaks your heart, but its just not cool. Don't come back posting about how unfair the cops are when you get pulled over for doing something stupid like that sometime. Its cooler to post that you got reved on and you knew you could take him so you just let him go because you don't need to get in a unit measuring contest. _________________________________________ “Cleanliness becomes more important as godliness becomes more unlikely.” O C D E T A I L S . C O M OCDETAILS BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiener2 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 moved to other cars vs leggy My Mods List (Updated 8/22/17) 2005 Outback FMT Running on Electrons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prod Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Please refer to this thread as how to properly kill ricers. http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=745247 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimfaxe Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Perhaps they were all from Maine, in which case 'Bangor' would be OK (I think). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legasee Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 You guys are missing the most important thing!!!! of the girlfriend In Taiwan now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChE Outback XT Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 I've found that all the Eclipse and Eclipse-like types react with something between awe and anger when a wagon beats them off the line. I'm not the 100mph-in-town type, but I think it's great to beat them to 60 on a stop-lighted highway and watch them blow by a few seconds later to make a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexmobbin Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 Racing downtown through stop lights at 100 mph? Sorry... you don't get cool points from me for that. I'm sure that breaks your heart, but its just not cool. Don't come back posting about how unfair the cops are when you get pulled over for doing something stupid like that sometime. Its cooler to post that you got reved on and you knew you could take him so you just let him go because you don't need to get in a unit measuring contest. OC, don't worry, it wasn't through a downtown area, it was out in more west "rural" ish Omaha. i have no idea why stoplights are even on this road. don't worry, not being called cool on the internet won't make my cry either. i just thought the idea of him claiming 300+ horses after he JUST got whooped by a family sedan was humorous. I don't street-race either, ever. This was only the second time something like this has happened in the 6 months i've owned the car. all others: i shoulda pulled a Wooderson from Dazed & Confused "Well you oughta ditch the geek you're in the car with now, but that's okay..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUBE555 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 315WHP, you've got like 200WHP, not 250, that's at the crank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IwannaSportSedan Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 OC' date=' don't worry, it wasn't through a downtown area, it was out in more west "rural" ish Omaha. i have no idea why stoplights are even on this road. [/quote'] Rural-ish Omaha is the sticks. It is either new cardboard cookie-cutter suburbs, or its corn feilds. There are a lot of streets around there with stoplights, and nothing but agriculture for several miles radius. At least it wasn't State Street, and you didn't launch yourself over the berm and into a line of trees, like a few "youts" almost a decade ago. What part of the Big-O was this, more specifically? Can't be too harsh on ya for smokin' a local yocal in a riced out Mitsu, in the middle of nowhere. For all of you who don't live in flyover country... It may be hard for you to imagine a city street or two lane road out in the middle of BFE. For those of us here, it is a common occurence, and we think nothing of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtguy Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I don't street-race either' date=' ever.[/quote'] But shouldn't you amend that statement after beginning this thread, which chronicles a street race? Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Not that there is a huge difference in the minds of many but perhaps Rexmobbin' could have called it more of a road race than a street race. I live in Missouri and we have similar roads/streets. Unlike other more densley populated parts of the country we often have no traffic even in the middle of the day. Not that this sort of activity ahould be condoned for public streets and roads, but many times you could around here you can go run your car and risk no one but yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sde Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 good lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexmobbin Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 I know the 250 is at the crank, not at the wheels. This was out in the Elkhorn-ish area of NE. Sorry for pissing anyone off about this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sde Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 thanks, funny story rex .. this is why i don't post driving stories here though. romp on the gas pedal, or tell a funny story and it turns into a witch trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IwannaSportSedan Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Elkhorn? Yeah. That's the sticks. No offense. Any further west and you'd be in Valley. now THAT is really sticks. I know there are some punks who drive like maniacs out there. My wife is originally from Fontanelle, near Fremont. (they'd need to get a few hundred more people to be considered "living in the sticks." It'd triple their population.) and I lived there for a few months while doing a job, and where I met her. I know the area pretty well for a non-native. (I went to H.S. in south west Iowa, and College in Blair, NE and Ames, IA) I can vouch for the fact that on a normal day, there likely wasn't any traffic on some of those roads. All day. Maybe all week, depending on the actual road. (I'm not exaggerating... much. really.) I'd be interested to see this mythical 315 Front-WHP dyno plot proof from the ricer you smoked. I didn't know that kids in Omaha made enough money to build cars that fast... /sarcasm. I am sure you 0wned him, Rex. He won't be underestimating all the white grandpa 4 door sedans he sees, since he got taken back to school. Man, if we couldn't engage in a little mildly irresponsible driving out in the boonies here, I know I would die of boredom half way to any given destination! We have all of these empty miles of pavement... someone has to put them to some kind of use! That is one reason why my future legacy has to have a turbo. To keep me entertained enough not to go mind-numb from the long straight roads here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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