clark687 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NEW-2004-SUBARU-IMPREZA-1-REAL-PERFORMANCE-CHIP-SAVE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem3efaef2880QQitemZ270497949824QQptZMotorsQ5fCarQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories Yes im so happy, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 DO NOT get one of these for a spec B... EVER... By combining the two most powerful things on earth, it could very well destroy the universe. If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosAngelesLGT Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 That thing is awesome. I hear when you stack them together on one car it gives MPG and HP to all the cars around it like a magical aura. One guy in every car club should have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kw02webe Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 wow what a deal i may use bing.com and save an extra 8% LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Tank Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 F**K!!!!! I just bought one last week and paid over $9000. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGeneral Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 I bought three of them, wiring them together right now. I figure with the new chips and my SPT oil cap and battery clamp I am going to be pushing close to two thousand hp to the wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kw02webe Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 So I just got mine in the mail today!!! Anyone wanna help me install it? The directions say plug it into the flux capacitor but i can't seem to find it Anyone have any tips or experience with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkl303 Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I'm amazed their reseller rating is so damn high even if they are just a bunch of spoofs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tito_b0y Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 So I just got mine in the mail today!!! Anyone wanna help me install it? The directions say plug it into the flux capacitor but i can't seem to find it Anyone have any tips or experience with this? Well of course not! The flux capacitor is sold separately [ame=http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001M5PTQM/ref=asc_df_B001M5PTQM992562?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&tag=googlecom09c9-20&linkCode=asn&creative=380341&creativeASIN=B001M5PTQM]Amazon.com: Back to the Future: Flux Capacitor Replica Unlimited Edition: Toys & Games[/ame] You dunce! And once you have the performance chip hooked up, you can overclock the flux capacitor up to 1.337 gigawatts! If you run it at stock 1.21 gigawatts, you'll run the risk of creating a paradox. 2006 SWP 3.0R 5EAT VDC BBQ 2008 OBP 2.5i 4EAT BBQ [RIP] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 another resistor joke. and whats the deal with the flux capacitor being 275 bucks, it has like 10 cents worth of leds in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Tank Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Well of course not! The flux capacitor is sold separately http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001M5PTQM/ref=asc_df_B001M5PTQM992562?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&tag=googlecom09c9-20&linkCode=asn&creative=380341&creativeASIN=B001M5PTQM You dunce! And once you have the performance chip hooked up, you can overclock the flux capacitor up to 1.337 gigawatts! If you run it at stock 1.21 gigawatts, you'll run the risk of creating a paradox. OMG!!! That's tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum_Racing Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I love this feedback entry for the seller....... Someone actually left this as feedback. It was positive feedback too! What a dumbass... thanks put it too work right away, like you said for it to help may take awhile I can totally see this person sending an email saying "Umm, I don't think it works." And getting a reply that says "Of course it does! It just takes a while for the ECU to get used to the performance chip!" I bet there is nothing inside that box at all. I bet it's just an empty box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 no theres a resistor in there, you guys dont remember this scam from a few years ago, now they just encase it in a box. but 3 or 4 years ago guys were selling a 35 cent radio shack resistor on ebay and told you to cut a specific wire on your MAF sensor and splice in this "chip" and it would increase hp, well a locol (ft. myers) news station went out and bought a 1k beater, dynoed it then bought this "chip" for 20 bucks on ebay, put it on the car, dynoed it again and it actually gained 5 hp, so they had a sound man at the station drive it around for a few days just to see if it would last and a week later the engine was blown and a shop concluded that the cars ecu was on a 500 mile cycle. so it took 1 week driving back and forth to work to hit 500 miles for the "chip" to be recognized by the ecu, and the shop said in easy terms for all to understand that it tricked the ecu in thinking there was more air going into the car thus increasing fuel into the cylinder and it blew a piston rings from the cumbustion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum_Racing Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 That's funny. All a resistor does is convert electrical current into heat (Kind of like a micro space heater) for the purpose of removing excess current from a circuit. I'm surprised the MAF even worked at all, or that the car would even run. Must have been a very tiny resistor to even pass any electrical current at all. I can see how it would work though. If the MAF sends it's data to the ECU via electrical pulses between a certain voltage, and you insert a resistor in the circuit to purposely reduce the voltage, the ECU would see that drop in voltage as an increase in airflow. You would think, however, that it would cause the engine to run to rich to the point that it would hesitate or run poorly. Someone should take a car with a blown transmission or bad piston rings and strategicly insert resistors all over the place. O2 sensors, MAF sensor, TPS sensor, Cam and crank sensors (To advance timing), just to see how much power it really adds on a dyno before the motor craps the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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