madcatz Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Bosco will be so proud Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning... I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch... Naked. -Travis Rob (rao) you're a fine gentleman, thanks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abandonhope16 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Bosco will be so proud He will be since he loves reposts :lol: http://www.legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25298 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcatz Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Oh gawd DAMNIT! h8 chu....but thanks please lock and delete and take away my man card for a week -Travis Rob (rao) you're a fine gentleman, thanks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Madcatz = pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcatz Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 aint that the troof -Travis Rob (rao) you're a fine gentleman, thanks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Old classic one. Unfortunately it have been around for decades now and is probably as old as Bosco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosco Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 great joke. btw it was new to me. Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 new to me too, i like it and stole it to use elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcatz Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 yay! i dodged a bullet and got to keep mah man card! -Travis Rob (rao) you're a fine gentleman, thanks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosco Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 ^ you did just fine keep'm coming. if some happen to get though and are reposts it's not a big deal i'll just delete them if needed. half the jokes here are old jokes anyway there's nothing new. Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ppettit2005 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 that's hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ppettit2005 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 and that would totally happen to me too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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