twisty Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 i have that sign on my office door. not many people get it. the other one that stumps them is the "there are 10 types of people in this world. those who know binary and those who don't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkaszynski Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 This guy's walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night. There isn't another soul on the street. Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump...bump...bump. He looks behind him and spots a furtive, shadowy thing coming down the street after him. Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run. He looks behind him again, and the shadow is closer. Bump...bump...bump. The glow of a streetlight illuminates the shadow momentarily, and, to the man's horror, it is a coffin, bumping down the sidewalk. He quickens his pace, running as fast as he can go, but the coffin only pursues more quickly. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP! He reaches his house, fumbles frantically for his keys, and slips in the door just as the coffin reaches his front steps. He slams the door and leans against it, catching his breath. Bump...bump...bump. There is a moment's silence, and the man wonders if he dares to breathe. Suddenly.... Bump...bump...bump...Bump...BUMP! BUMP! BUMPBUMPBUMPCRAAAAASH!!!! He rebounds away as the door breaks off its hinges. Scrambling to his feet, he charges up the stairs, and the coffin races after. BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP! Terrified, he backs into a corner and starts throwing everything within reach at the coffin -- a handful of papers, a vase, a box of crackers, a lamp -- but the coffin keeps coming! BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP INCHESFROMHISFACE, and nothing seems to slow it down! His hands fall upon a bottle of cough syrup, and he throws that at the coffin, too! The coffin stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BDII Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 me no get Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontGT Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 The coffin stops. Groan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ehsnils Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error. that's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 If you have ice caps you may be bipolar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ehsnils Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I saw this elsewhere. Two facts about Norway you might not be aware of: In Norway, it is not uncommon to rape after drinking soda or eating food to fast. The Norwegian word "Rape" translates to "Burp" in English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisty Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 eating food to fast sounds kind of counter productive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ehsnils Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Blind prostitutes... You have to hand it to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adj789 Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 So how's life in North Korea? I can't complain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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