HansGT Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html (still seeking license from Lucas) Slumber in the Belly of the Beast In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive... and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course. This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and glowing lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is "Attack of the Clones" you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of "Empire Strikes Back". Use the glowing lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don't change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent. Product Features Classic Star Wars sleeping bag simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass Built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow Glowing Lightsaber zipper pull Great for playing pretend "Save Luke from the Wampa" games Teach your children about the best Star Wars movie ever Fully Licensed Lucasfilm™ Collectable Fits children (and small adults) 100% Polyester construction, Machine washable Exterior Dimensions - 32" x 60" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abandonhope16 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 You're going to get one, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatmank Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 That's awesome. I'll get my kid one for sure!!! and maybe one for me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRilla Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 thats ridiculous. Kind of disgusting. Maryland's Suby friendly Realtor. My favorite suby shop: http://www.IAGPerformance.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansGT Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well they haven't made them yet. The still need to get the license from Lucas. I'd get one for my son for sure. He's just now getting into liking the characters. His favorites are Yoda and as he says it Chukabaka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ean611 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Han'sGT, I emailed Thinkgeek yesterday telling them to make it in adult sizes Looks like I wasn't the only one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I thought they smelled bad on the outside!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinchy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 LOL at the gut designed inside. Great Idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 If your kids don't change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever' date=' you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.[/quote'] I 'd Think geek write up's are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katalyst Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 haha this is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrangama Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 holy sh*t. I am replacing my issued sleeping bag with that immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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