FJuan Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and hav ing the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 HAH Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rao Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Rob IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CAR YOU SHOULD NEVER DRIVE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRilla Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Maryland's Suby friendly Realtor. My favorite suby shop: http://www.IAGPerformance.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 "You're next fatty!":lol::lol: That takes BRASS balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 .........what is the definition of having "spunk" then, because in English English, it's not something you say in public Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtspecB Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 From what I've heard, having it is better than getting it. my vBGarage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtspecB Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Spunk definition 7 tends to suggest that it is used in everyday English, however I'd tend to agree with Phil my vBGarage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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