franklin Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Another patron asks, whats his name, the guy replies, Tiny. The patron asks , why Tiny ? The guy replies - He's my newt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Had to wait at least 3 seconds for that to register... good one! - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonklein611 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txchas Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I had to think hard for a few seconds...lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urs1ne Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, good one lol, had to read it twice! ^ n00bs below this line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccorry Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I had to say it out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I had to say it out loud. Same here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skiskank Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 rock solid:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tito_b0y Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 ahhhhaha. had to read it aloud the second time 2006 SWP 3.0R 5EAT VDC BBQ 2008 OBP 2.5i 4EAT BBQ [RIP] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueWhiteBoy Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I don't get it hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmp Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 HA! Reminds me of "A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks where's the bartender?" SOLD | '06 spec.B - VF52/AVO/740cc/Up/Down | 238awhp | 50-80mph 3.1 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrotes Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I dont get it either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmp Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 MY-NEWT. Minute. Small. Thus, his name is Tiny. The termite has no teeth. He needs to know where the bar is 'tender'...so he can chew on it. Cuz they eat wood. SOLD | '06 spec.B - VF52/AVO/740cc/Up/Down | 238awhp | 50-80mph 3.1 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Must be an american thing... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun98l.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 MY-NEWT. Minute. Small. Thus, his name is Tiny. The termite has no teeth. He needs to know where the bar is 'tender'...so he can chew on it. Cuz they eat wood. OK, I didn't get the newt, but I got the termite... http://www.wildaboutbritain.co.uk/gallery/files/7/5/4/7/newt_30646.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrotes Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 duh!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I must be slow....cause I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 say it allowed "my-newt" and emphasize NEW.. myNEWT.. I had to read the replies before I got it. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soopah Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 A magician was driving down the road . . . and turned into a driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 hey I'm not the one writing hallmark card class puns.. the kind that make you die a little when you get it. this joke is a minute of my life I'll never get back! "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soopah Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Fast, sure he's fast, my newt is from New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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