Guest JessterCPA Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. > The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in > the pouring rain, is asking for a push. > > 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' > > He slams the door and returns to bed. > > 'Who was that?' asked his wife. > > 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. > > 'Did you help him?' she asks. > > 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!' > > 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about > three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think > you should d help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' > > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding > rain. > > He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' > > 'Yes,' comes back the answer. > > 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. > > Yes, please!' came the reply from the dark. > > 'Where are you?' asks the husband. > > 'Over here - on the swing,' replied the drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradlgt21 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 :lol: I like. I figured this was a dirty joke something about the wife cheating or something. I got a good laugh when I realized it was just a simple funny twist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonklein611 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 That's a good one, didn't see that one coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENCOB Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Good one...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonman586 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Hahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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