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I knew a pastor who said he'd start a Cigar-Smoking Club if it brought people to church. :) Innovative ideas to bring folk to Church, are GOOD things...within reason of course. I wouldn't, for example, be too keen on "Smoke Crack for JESUS!", etc :)
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So....

 

Horizontal small feet (white) + vertical large feet (also white) = proper sex, in the eyes of God? :lol:

 

Hey, at least it looks like neither of them need this product:

 

https://www.buykinoki.com/?cid=398358 :lol::lol:

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butt sex?

 

....and so do children. i duno what you see.

 

:lol::lol:

 

That's only part of what some here in the lab have suggested. :lol:

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I'm a Chrsitian, and I think it's a great idea. My church actually has a satellite sermon setup in a bar in order to reach people that wouldn't otherwise come to church.
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That billboard reeks of desperation :lol:

 

Something about the message of the cross being foolishness to those who are perishing, but to those who are being saved it is the power of God. Dunno, must be something to that.

- Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum -
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It's a cool idea...

 

...but why the hell are "her" feet sideways?!

 

Sorry, but I can't even think of a position where that works with her feet being so close together. LOL

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It's a cool idea...

 

...but why the hell are "her" feet sideways?!

 

Sorry, but I can't even think of a position where that works with her feet being so close together. LOL

 

You SINNER !

Maybe she was at the "oral exam" when they took the picture.

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^ LOLROF!! :lol:

<-- I love Winky, my "periwinkle" (ABP) LGT! - Allen / Usual Suspect "DumboRAT" / One of the Three Stooges

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Yeah, that's pretty lame and desperate...I love how God excludes so many people because they don't fit into the white/Christian/conservative mold...I'm willing to bet God's pretty pissed with how this is all being handled.
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Many years ago I worked in the Physical Therapy Department at the U of I Hospital. They had handouts and brochures on how to have sex if you had hip replacement surgery, knee surgery and almost every single type of limb surgery. Complete with diagrams. It was a mini porno show.
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Yeah, that's pretty lame and desperate...I love how God excludes so many people because they don't fit into the white/Christian/conservative mold...I'm willing to bet God's pretty pissed with how this is all being handled.

 

Reminds me of that old Larry Flynt commentary on the back of Hustler Magazine (after his born-again conversion). Picture of Jesus standing in the clouds (or possibly space), with the tag-line at the bottom that read. "Jesus is coming back soon and boy is He pissed." or something to that effect.

 

The white/Christian/conservative demographic is diminishing rapidly - there's no "what's in it for me now" value - so why hang-on to something that can't provide me what I need right now? The fact that this church is reaching out, using advertising slogans and symbols that the world understands, says alot about its viability in a world tuned out to traditional approaches.

SBT

- Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum -
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Yeah, that's pretty lame and desperate...I love how God excludes so many people because they don't fit into the white/Christian/conservative mold...I'm willing to bet God's pretty pissed with how this is all being handled.

 

How is God excluding anyone? There are plenty of black/christian/liberals out there.

 

Have you thought that maybe God has a sense of humor about?

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Many years ago I worked in the Physical Therapy Department at the U of I Hospital. They had handouts and brochures on how to have sex if you had hip replacement surgery, knee surgery and almost every single type of limb surgery. Complete with diagrams. It was a mini porno show.

 

 

If I send a SASE...... :lol::p

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I'm sorry, but I don't think religion should be advertised.

 

better go cut that one guy down from that cross then before people get the wrong message...:lol:

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