KartRacerBoy Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 MMR? I've no idea. I typed MMS. Where's my cane? Stop hiding it ya little bastard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Evening Heights. Have you fedx'd me a nice bottle of single malt scotch today? Just wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 i went to uti. http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00394/02/47/394097420_l.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted September 26, 2007 Author Share Posted September 26, 2007 I suppose I should go... B.S. and two associates in Criminal Justice. Starting my Masters in something... after x-mas. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENCOB Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 I did vote......college drop out and regretting it......Still in the Great School Of Life where the teachers, more often than not, are our sons. Striving to instill in them a desire to better themselves and surpass us...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetiger Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 I don't understand why everyone is so afraid of turning 30. Think about it... college is fun and all... drinking, partying, women.... But having money and going vaca is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better the trick is to have all that money and vacations before you turn 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qikslvr Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 I've got my masters in the Janitorial Arts. But seriously, I picked up an couple associate degrees in computer programming and networking and a bachelors in business administration. Have been enjoying my job as a stay at home dad for the last 8 years. 5 years of classes, $60K in tuition, 3.96 G.P.A. and no job... priceless. Let's kick this pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tytek Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 okay, my turn Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Should we call you Mr. Powers, or just Austin? or Mike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praedet Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Nice to meet you MR. Evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Theres NOTHING funny about castration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Theres NOTHING funny about castration It's only funny when a guy likes conch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverfool Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Nice to meet you MR. Evil That's Dr. Evil to you. I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 okay, my turn Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. lame.... def not your besT material. (stolen or not) Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Its funny in context, I didnt LOL when I read it either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiesong Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 wut duz context meen? My bachelorz in bizniss duz not meen much... (heh MIS degree_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 ****-text: the lines that Gitster tries to use on girls to get some damn even C V N T is blocked? I guess the movie isnt fresh in my mind, im serious when I say I didnt lol, and I do enjoy those movies. Its not the first time youve bored me Heights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Oh and whats the matter you can dish it, but you cant take it ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Get over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qikslvr Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 So who has the most expensive education that resulted in the lowest paying job? Let's kick this pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Me, me, me! 3 years of law school and now I'm a public defender! Wheeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtmenace Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 8 years of college @ roughly 20k a yr & 2 more years of x/r school ...it was expensive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobE Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 okay, my turn Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. http://newenglandsubarus.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiener2 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 6 years of college got me 2 half degrees, 1 full degree, an associates , and a minor... along with a ton of different certifications and stuff. And I got a gold star once. My Mods List (Updated 8/22/17) 2005 Outback FMT Running on Electrons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Who else has a [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=zoAXOXRnIoo]PhD[/ame]? This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted October 11, 2007 Author Share Posted October 11, 2007 Who else has a PhD? :lol: erotic childrens novells PhD <---- I have one Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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