KTM 525 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married > again. > She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: > > > > HUSBAND WANTED: > > > > MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), > > > > MUST NOT BEAT ME, > > > > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, > > > > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! > > > > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. > > > > On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she > > opened > the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had > no arms or legs. > > > > "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow > said. > "Just look at you ... you have no legs!" > > > > The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" > > > > "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. > > > > Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" > > > > She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in > bed??" > > > > The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door > bell, didn't I?" > > > > The wedding is scheduled for Saturday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 ok stop with the forwared emails! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aczwild Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Well thats a really old one... JDM'd All to hell Thanks Jimmy @ Hkc-Speed.com! RIP Coxx & Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTM 525 Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 Well....... it may be old but it's pretty funny. I could always just add all you guys to my mail list, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 im sure we would all love that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 lol This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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