Guest *Jedimaster* Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 So do you guys use the pooper at work or wait until you get home? Personally, I only use it in emergencies and choke it back at other times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I try to choke it back, but sometime - ya gotta do what ya gotta do, and God bless the next poor soul who unknowingly steps foot in there too soon afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxx Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Every morning a few minutes after I get to work. "Barack Obama, mothaf#%@a! Barack Obama! I'm the president...of hittin' the ass!" -this is not a political view it's merely a quote from a hilarious tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepFreeze2 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Swear ta meeeee!!!! Inaftertehcourtesyflush!!! Only in emergencies. Wet wipes > skid marks. YA RLY!!! Home of +2500 useless posts!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpete77 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I follow the rules previously posted somewhere on this forum pretty closely, and I line the seat with several layers of protective tissue barrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetiger Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Bathrooms at work are nice. Perfect for deuce dropping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 mine are worse than death - it must really be an emergency to attempt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mele63 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Homefield FTW! You gotta teach your colon who's the boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke of Lawnchair Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Home is the best. Nothing better than sitting naked on the bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTsleeper Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 usually i have it at the end of the day & highway stop & go is often..... if its bad enough i just hover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 if its bad enough i just hover +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Only at work if I can't hold out, nothing beats coming home, dropping the big one and having the dog lick your feet at the same time Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGT Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Only at work if I can't hold out, nothing beats coming home, dropping the big one and having the dog lick your feet at the same time I can't believe how some people talk about their wives. j/k not really ok, ok. I was kidding. IBTL. I predict Wiener shits it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxx Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Home is the best. Nothing better than sitting naked on the bowl. Agreed, but when ya gotta go.... I just TP it up & it's anchors away "Barack Obama, mothaf#%@a! Barack Obama! I'm the president...of hittin' the ass!" -this is not a political view it's merely a quote from a hilarious tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mach_six Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 When you gotta shit, you gotta shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKeNeD Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I love me some poop at work...BUT...onl;y after cleaning ths shizzle out of it...literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I can't believe how some people talk about their wives. j/k not really ok, ok. I was kidding. IBTL. I predict Wiener shits it down. The wife doesn't get home until later, until then it's just me and the terrier WFTL Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzymt Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 What's better than takin a big dump except taking a big dump and getting paid for it? [CENTER][URL="http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18504"]Subaru Plug & Play Aux-in Mod[/URL][/CENTER] [CENTER][URL="http://www.jazzyengineering.com"]www.jazzyengineering.com[/URL][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGT Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 The wife doesn't get home until later, until then it's just me and the terrier WFTL It just sounds so.....so dirty. And WTF is WFTL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccorry Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Work ... FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'll shit anywhere except when I'm at a bar. OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRS Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 What's better than takin a big dump except taking a big dump and getting paid for it? Sometimes that's the most productive time spent all day at work. You get that satisfied feeling of a job well done. I think I'll annonimously nominate myself for a performance award. Something like "His output has topped the efforts of the next 2 top producers combined for the 3rd month in a row". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I can't believe how some people talk about their wives. j/k not really ok, ok. I was kidding. IBTL. I predict Wiener shits it down. bahahahahahaahhahahahahaahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Sometimes that's the most productive time spent all day at work. You get that satisfied feeling of a job well done. I think I'll annonimously nominate myself for a performance award. Something like "His output has topped the efforts of the next 2 top producers combined for the 3rd month in a row". You work in the agriculture industry? OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NHLEG Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Work, yes. I own the office condo and there are only 3 other people who work there - all women so they don't piss on the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.