deneb Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Here's a few redneck haiku's for your enjoyment: RV at Wal-Mart: shopping while just passing through or putting down roots? Southern Comfort gone Bottoms up; the last goes down pickup veers to right Turkey fryer bought from cable shopping channel burns down trailer park Bubba's mobile home was a tornado target now an Allstate claim Reno is scene of grandparents' recent wedding 'About time' kids say Game warden stops by to see one tagged, legal deer the rest are hidden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacbreak gt Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Truck is on blocks, house got blow'd away, cousin's pregnant. My dog loves me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deneb Posted January 14, 2006 Author Share Posted January 14, 2006 'Truck is on blocks, house got blow'd away, cousin's pregnant. My dog loves me.' Whoops, that's not a haiku! Haiku formula: 5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables Still pretty funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aczwild Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Turkey fryer bought from cable shopping channel burns down trailer parkHahaha as a Vermonter these all ring true, however the one quoted from you sounds like what happened at one of our good friends deer camp, except the thing didnt burn the camp down, just shot 12 foot flames in the air JDM'd All to hell Thanks Jimmy @ Hkc-Speed.com! RIP Coxx & Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacbreak gt Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Fergot the formula, just went for seventeen syllables-one each for my ten fingers and seven toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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