DickDastardly00 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 We're getting that smoke in New England Yuck, as much as I hate to see Summer go, especially because most of us were robbed of a proper vacation this year, I'm kind of glad Fall is here. ♪Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.♫ -Bob Marley, Redemption Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDTurbo Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Despite winter typically lasting a bit longer that 1/4 of the year here, I love the change of seasons. And hills, mountains, twisty roads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 So I’m out taking a piss off the back patio and the dogs are out, the not quite 2 year old Rottweiler decides to go inspect what I’m pissing on. Comes back up with a face full of piss, dumb dumb stuck his nose in the piss stream. He’s a genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I wish I had artistic talent so I could paint a picture of this! --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDTurbo Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 So I’m out taking a piss off the back patio and the dogs are out, the not quite 2 year old Rottweiler decides to go inspect what I’m pissing on. Comes back up with a face full of piss, dumb dumb stuck his nose in the piss stream. He’s a genius. Sounds more like one of them golden receivers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasejase Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 So I’m out taking a piss off the back patio and the dogs are out, the not quite 2 year old Rottweiler decides to go inspect what I’m pissing on. Comes back up with a face full of piss, dumb dumb stuck his nose in the piss stream. He’s a genius. Bathrooms are overrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I enjoy pissing outside, I have a home in a location where it’s possible, and choose to piss outside frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlack-V Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 its been a while, what'd i miss? I was 0. And I'm still a zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkinslow Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Had no idea dogs had fetishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Once you start shitting outside it’s when it gets weird...or not? --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickDastardly00 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 its been a while, what'd i miss? A bunch of BBV'isms and insult-flattery. Once you start shitting outside it’s when it gets weird...or not? A homeless guy took a big poop behind the utility box in front of our building (ah...the Seattle area ). I was walking to the front door at work and there it was, a pile of poop and a pile of TP next to it. Clearly he valued his privacy, which is why he pooped behind an object rather in front of it. ♪Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.♫ -Bob Marley, Redemption Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Once you start shitting outside it’s when it gets weird...or not? I’ve shit outside several times in the last year at work. I’d rather poop in the bushes than take a crap on my lead locomotive, and if there’s only one locomotive that means I’m pooping San Francisco style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I’ve shit outside several times in the last year at work. I’d rather poop in the bushes than take a crap on my lead locomotive, and if there’s only one locomotive that means I’m pooping San Francisco style. That’s ok. I was talking more shitting outside your house. On long biking trips that has to be done. As long as it not in someone’s private property. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickDastardly00 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 On long biking trips that has to be done I hope you stop riding first before defecating, then again, if you could poop while riding it would save time. ♪Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.♫ -Bob Marley, Redemption Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 I hope you stop riding first before defecating, then again, if you could poop while riding it would save time. It would. We are talking about multi day camping trips in the middle of no where. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Kitchen Aids: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDTurbo Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 @10:59 - Error: Vinegar is not an oxidizing agent! As an acid, it's a reducing solution. Credibility lost... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickDastardly00 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 I heard vinegar works for hard water stains on auto glass, you just lay a towel or newspaper on top of the stain and let it sit for a few minutes. It's supposed to help dissolve the oxidation ♪Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.♫ -Bob Marley, Redemption Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDTurbo Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 It does, as with other acids, e.g., citric and muriatic (HCl). Vinegar is recommended in cleaning deposits from drip coffee makers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasejase Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Yep.. I just cleaned a water filtration system with it. I also used it in our Kcup machine. But got rid of that bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickDastardly00 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Who says songs weren't dirty in 1931 "Let me put my Banana in your Fruit Basket and I'll be satisfied" - Bo carter (Blues Legend) https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Bo%20carter Banana In Your Fruit Basket Lyrics I got a brand new skillet I got a brand new lead, All i need is a little woman, just to burn my bread I'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny, Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied Now, i got the washboard, my baby got the tub, We gonna put 'em together, gonna rub, rub, rub And i'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny, Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied Mmmmm, gonna let my banana spoil now, Mama, gonna let my banana spoil, now I can see the way you carryin' on, You don't want my banana no how Now i got the dasher , my baby got the churn We gonna churn, churn, churn until the butter come Then i'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny, Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied Now my baby's got the cloth, and i got the needle, We gonna stitch, stitch, stitch, 'til we both will feel it Then i'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny, Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied Mmmmm, gonna let my banana ruin, now, Mmmmm, gonna let my banana ruin, now I can see the way you carryin' on, You don't want my banana no how Now my baby's got the meat, and i got the knife, I'm gonna do her cuttin', this bound to solve my life And i'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny, Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied ♪Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.♫ -Bob Marley, Redemption Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickDastardly00 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 and of course, a song about boobies... BO CARTER Your Biscuits Are Big Enough For Me Lyrics Baby don't put no more baking powder : in your bread you see Because you [two] biscuits : is plenty tall enough for me Baby I don't want no more sugar : in your jellyroll you see Because your jellyroll : is plenty sweet enough for me Some men like lunch meat : and some they likes old tongue Some men don't care for biscuits : they like the doggone big fat bun Says some men you know they're straight : some crooked as a barrel of snakes Some men don't like bun and biscuits : like the doggone flat batter cake ♪Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.♫ -Bob Marley, Redemption Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDTurbo Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Listening to too much Kanye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickDastardly00 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Listening to too much Kanye? This is the polar opposite of Kanye now, which is religious music. This is Depression-era dirty blues, biscuits, Jellyrolls and other code words for the female anatomy and sex (churning butter). This is for anyone who thought music was clean and sparkly until the 50's and RocknRoll came along, that is wrong, that is false. Btw Jazz can get pretty dirty too. ♪Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.♫ -Bob Marley, Redemption Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasejase Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 show me your dirty jazz, dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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