An old one, at least for me...
President Bush and Colin Powel are sitting at a restaurant eating and discussing the war, plans, etc. They get into a very heated argument, so they call a waiter over.
Bush: "Alright, we have this little problem. I think we should invade Iraq and kill 50,000 of their people and a guy on a bicycle... Colin here doesn't agree. What do you think?"
Waiter: "Why the hell do you wanna kill a guy on a bicycle?"
Bush: "See Colin, I told you!!! No body gives a damn about the 50,000 Iraqi's, they care about the guy on the bicycle!"
Sorry if anyone takes offense to that... I figure its just funny, not political or anything... So keep it as a joke