RyanGT

#1 I visited a bomb making factory today but the people there got very angry when i called it that.........they said they preferred the word ''mosque''. #2 I was feeling depressed last night so I decided to call the hot-line. They put me through to a call center in Afghanistan, and I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. #3 Strike back at Islam. Run into your local mosque with 20 lbs of pork sausages strapped to your chest!!!

A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter asks "Male or Female?" First Guy says ''Female.'' Counter guy asks ''Black or White?'' 1st guy replies ''White'.' Counter guy asks "Christian or Muslim?" The 1st guy says 'What the Hell does religion have to do with an inflatable doll?????'' The Counter guy says ''The Muslim one blows itself up!''

Scientific Breakthrough: Japanese scientists have developed a digital camera with a shutter speed so fast that it can take a photo of a woman with her mouth shut!

Guy at the bar said to this girl: "You remind me of my little toe." The girl said "It that because I am small and cute?" He replied "No, because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table!"

Maria hasn't had sex with a man for years b/c she was afraid to catch all the sexually transmitted dieseases out there. Imagine the shock she got when her doctor told her she caught E.Coli...... from a cucumber!

There is this guy who took his beautiful Thai wife to the doctor b/c she hadn't been feeling too well lately. After the exam, the doctor came out to talk the guy, "I have good news and bad news about your wife. Which one do you want to hear first?" The guy said, "Give me the bad news first." The doctor said, "The bad news is your wife has testicular cancer. The good news is he gets to the front of the line for his sex change procedure!"

A German tourist came to visit New York city for the first time. Walking through Chinatown, he was impressed with the sights and sounds of the area. There were restaurants with hanging roast ducks in the display windows and souvenir shops with signs written in Chinese. He then came across a dry cleaning shop with the sign "Olaf Gundersen Dry Cleaners". He was puzzled as to why a shop with that name exists in the middle of Chinatown. He decided to go inside and check it out. Behind the counter was a very old Chinese man. He walked up to the counter and asked, "Excuse me, I would like to talk to the owner of this shop." The old man said, "I am the owner." The German tourist then asked "Is your name Olaf Gundersen?" The old Chinese guy said, "Why yes I am!" The German tourist then said "How did it come about you have a name like that?" The old man began to tell his story "Many decades ago when I first came to this country, I was at the Immigration office waiting in line. Standing in front of me was this very tall Norwegian blond guy. The Immigration officer behind the counter asked him what his name was and he said 'Olaf Gundersen'. And then it was my turn and the Immigration officer asked me what my name was and I said 'Sam Ting'. And my friend that's how my name became Olaf Gundersen in all my papers".

This young Chinese guy emigrated to the US and got a job as a dishwasher in a Chinese restaurant. He worked hard for 3 years and was able to save up enough money to bring his betrothed wife-to-be (aka arranged marriage) from China over here. She was excited to be in the country for a new life. Having not been intimate with a man before, she was also very anxious about the wedding night. So she learned as much as she can about all different sexual practices and positions. On the wedding night, the new husband was also very anxious to please his bride. They started stripping down and making out. He then noticed that she wasn't into it. He told her "Why you not happy? I will do anything to make you feel good. Tell me what you want and I will do it!" She sheepishly told him, "I want number 69!" He was shocked and yelled out "WHAT!!! You want biff with bwokkoli???"

This big burly guy was standing at the urinals taking a piss. Next to him was this midget also taking a leak. The big guy noticed the midget winking at him. He turned his back a bit but when he looked around, the midget was still winking at him. Not amused, he said to the midget, "What's your problem??? Do you f**king fancy me or something??" The midget said, "No you bastard, you're splashing my eyes!!!"

Seriously? LegGTLT, would you have participated in this event if it hadn't been scheduled on a Holiday weekend? No? I didn't think so. I simply can't believe your leash is long enough to get you all the way to Bothell.

Jeebus!!! Who the hell checks the forum while vacationing in Mazatlan. LegGTLT - you FAIL at Spring Break Vacation!

Tommy, there is no dramabang going on here. I think you and LuckyBob might be addicted to watching drama unfold like watching a train wreck! I was just questioning the need to repeatedly cross-forum post a recurring meet on the PNW Event Calendar sticky thread. While I am impressed with the poster's persistence in his postings of "need some leggy power", "we need the numbers higher!", "Really lets get some more lgt's out to this." and "Be there or be square." over a 6 month period, I am equally puzzled at his lack of deduction that there is just not going to be more LGT attendance at this meet. More importantly, I thought the purpose of this thread was for the bigger PNW events of interest to this sub-forum, e.g. Italian Car Meet, Dirt Fish Rally meet, Local General Automotive Meets, or local LGT meets. Not that I have any authority to stop anyone from posting any meets here. This is a public forum for any subscribers to post here. That was why I did a Thank You when he decided to "Ill never try again." I believe that it would not be appropriate be post those "Wagons only, sedans stay home", "It's a full moon", "This is the closest meet where I can afford the gas to get to", etc meets on this PNW Event Calendar thread. I apologize for the derailment (train wreck!).... I return you to your PNW Event Calendar postings. PEACE!

For what it's worth, distance has nothing to do with it. I have been to the Wed NASIOC meets and have met some nice people there. I simply don't see the need to keep pushing for more LGTs at a NASIOC meet. It's their meet - let them have their meet and we don't need to out-number them or take over the meet. I am more than certain that people on this forum are aware of the NASIOC forums and know how to look for meets on that forum. Enough said. :spin:

Check this out! 2 MEATS tomorrow Sat 10/24 11:30am http://www.legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2674894&posted=1#post2674894

Here ya go: NastyC*ck XXX Meet

Yup! You know how those NastyC*cks always want to Imprezz!!! :lol:

He heard it on the NastyC*ck forums.

If it's not stock, it's a mod. Those are LEDs - yes they are quite pimp! I should have listed my PIAA wipers too!!! LOL!!!

So I have been avoiding opening up this thread b/c I really don't want to know how much I have spent modifying my Subie. I have a idea of the figure but that's not real until I have the courage to add up the numbers. Here are the mods in chronological order or sort of: Stongard 20% Tint Cobb AP Cobb UP Cobb DP Cobb Heat Shield Cobb F/R Sways Cobb Sport Springs OZ 18x8 Superleggera Toyo T1R MachV Interior LEDs Stoptech Slotted Rotors Hawk Pads Greddy EVO2 Catback Exhaust Screate LED tails Total for parts only : $6150. Figure another $1-$1.5K in labor. Next on the list : HIDs, tranny cooler, tranny bushing, etc.... Okay, now I feel better b/c I know what the actual number is.... I feel insane about how much I have spent on the LGT. But I love the car alot! That's all that matters, right????