KartRacerBoy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 As George Costanza would say, I have lost "hand." My 10 yr old daughter gave me a wedgie in response to my shower edict to her. A mighty wedgie, too. Not some half hearted affair. I am both proud and frightened in her fierce ability to fight back. I fear for our future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Oh come on KRB, you know you like the almighty wedgies. My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 The source of crotch cutting is all important to the authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated Too laff79 Posted August 20, 2013 Author I Donated Too Share Posted August 20, 2013 I thought the new Depends were wedgie proof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CL21376 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Do not refer to your wife's upcoming maternity leave as a vacation. I learned this the hard way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJBerk Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Kid had her audition Monday, to be placed in the appropriate orchestra and then placed in the appropriate chair in the orchestra. She was one of five incoming freshman cellists. Yesterday she found out that she was one of two in the top orchestra. Today she found out she is 2nd chair in the top orchestra with upperclassmen sitting below her. Holy shit! Proud momma!!!!!!! Yet again! Have to say though - where does she go from there? I'm sure it will be awesome though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el5y Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 That's awesome JJBerk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aac0036 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I don't have any kids of my own, but my nephew is pretty rockin'. And of course I just needed to post these somewhere.. he's only been in my car twice but already seems to know how to drive it http://i.imgur.com/VIVCxtU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZcHAXC0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hrD7Oqj.jpg Always go for the big red buttons. http://i.imgur.com/4bylu7R.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sphen22 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 My little guy after snoozing to the sound of the Q300 lullaby http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o381/sphen22/IMG_20130823_173524_240_zps68d4b840.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aac0036 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 That's the best license plate I've ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Bitch slap of reality. Just had an old work friend over and her 22 yr old severly autistic daughter. Daughter won't speak and will never care for herself. Her mother (my old workmate) is in her late 50s. She came over to do bead work with my daughter. This woman makes maybe $15/hr and has medical costs out the butt for her daughter with some of it covered by Medicaid, but she is basically living in poverty as a single mother taking care of her child for the rest of her life. Whenever I whine like a girl about my life, I'll just bitch slap myself and tell myself what a great life I have compared to this lady. But how terrifying it must be to know your child can't take care of themselves after you die. I can't imagine the pain that thought would give at my death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated Too laff79 Posted August 28, 2013 Author I Donated Too Share Posted August 28, 2013 I had to take my son to the hospital for a routine procedure and saw some of the other kids there with severe problems. Me and my wife concluded that we should never complain about our healthy kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators BarManBean Posted August 28, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2013 Bitch slap of reality. Just had an old work friend over and her 22 yr old severly autistic daughter. Daughter won't speak and will never care for herself. Her mother (my old workmate) is in her late 50s. She came over to do bead work with my daughter. This woman makes maybe $15/hr and has medical costs out the butt for her daughter with some of it covered by Medicaid, but she is basically living in poverty as a single mother taking care of her child for the rest of her life. Whenever I whine like a girl about my life, I'll just bitch slap myself and tell myself what a great life I have compared to this lady. But how terrifying it must be to know your child can't take care of themselves after you die. I can't imagine the pain that thought would give at my death. I had to take my son to the hospital for a routine procedure and saw some of the other kids there with severe problems. Me and my wife concluded that we should never complain about our healthy kids. Amen. "Bullet-proof" your OEM TMIC! <<Buy your kit here>> Not currently in stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattg Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 My daughter was born at 4:18 this morning. She's beautiful. Mom and baby are doing awesome. I'll post some pictures tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No DRFT Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Awesome! congrats! I have no control over drippie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CL21376 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 My daughter was born at 4:18 this morning. She's beautiful. Mom and baby are doing awesome. I'll post some pictures tomorrow. congrats!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated Too laff79 Posted August 28, 2013 Author I Donated Too Share Posted August 28, 2013 My daughter was born at 4:18 this morning. She's beautiful. Mom and baby are doing awesome. I'll post some pictures tomorrow. Yes! Congrats! First one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasejase Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 My daughter was born at 4:18 this morning. She's beautiful. Mom and baby are doing awesome. I'll post some pictures tomorrow. Congrats man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTEASER Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 My daughter was born at 4:18 this morning. She's beautiful. Mom and baby are doing awesome. I'll post some pictures tomorrow. Congratulations!!! So that was why you didn't bug me about the parts I am supposed to be sending you. Yeah, I think a new baby is more important than the car. GTEASER's 2012 Legacy GT - Sold GTEASER's 2009 XTeaser - Sold GTEASER's 1992 Legacy SS - Sold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbcracken Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I am a lucky husband and dad... 2 weekends ago, my Mrs entered a sprint triathlon and won her division. My two daughters (12 & 16 y.o.) instantly had a new hero when they heard she had won. The looks in their eyes of admiration and wow was inspiring to them. My youngest daughter won their select soccer tournament this last weekend with my daughter scoring the first goal in the final match. My oldest daughter now has a good paying job and is starting to pay for her own auto bills(gas & insurance). She also just had her first high school swim practice and came home beaming with pride over the fact that she is now faster then almost all on the swim team. Both are honors students and love to play music as well. My oldest plays the flute while my youngest plays the trumpet and taught herself(big sis helped a lot) how to play the tenor sax over the summer... Tomorrow is our 21st wedding anniversary...Cool, eh? I am a lucky husband and dad... Cheers, Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurlyOldManMN Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 So what you're saying is your wife has stamina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbcracken Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 So what you're saying is your wife has stamina? Yup. Cheers, Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congrats mattg. - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattg Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Thanks guys. Meet baby Caroline. She was 8lbs 2oz & 21". She's doing great and we are back home tonight. http://photos.imageevent.com/mattg/avatars/large/IMG_4631.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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