jj808 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I know this has made it around the net a few times but its still funny. *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my **** Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111 *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all ***s *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o ****! *paTTon has left the game.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Not reading all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S4 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 That was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetAwayDriver Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 HAHAHAH that's helarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixMrx2 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unilat Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 2 much to read yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unilat Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Heck, if we can read 84 page posts about the latest spoiler mod on the Accessport to fix the downpipe carpet hook, this is nothing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_rex Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 that was awesome. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hip2bclip Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Eso es muy funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc 540i Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 that was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboBrett Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 lol too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melayout Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 mucho funeo dinero I keed I keeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgags31 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Best 5 minutes i spent today....commies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YBNormal07 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 LOLOLOLOL. I truly enjoyed that. I guess you would have to know some history to get every nuance, but man was it hilarious. My favorites: I got a depression Dood I'm getting hammered Can't afford ackack Making a path..but we had a treaty I got all his stuff!!!!! I got nukes!!! Whats a nuke..oh sh*t! and the best......I got a jeep...wheee...Patton eliminated...hehehehehe And the subdleties surrounding the french's "compliance" with the germans. very 'bon vivant'. I still didn't get the reference to tojo taking out ports. Yeah..Pearl Harbor and all that, but was there further plans to get the rest? Guess I missed that part of history. Now I want to see something similar done for Bush and the duplicity of entering Iraq along with the worldwide snub it provided to other nations.....I would enjoy that. Or maybe from the perspective of Hassan Husein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj808 Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 I still didn't get the reference to tojo taking out ports. Yeah..Pearl Harbor and all that, but was there further plans to get the rest? Guess I missed that part of history. Yes, the ultimate Imperial Japanese plans were to attack the US. Once they had Hawaii as a staging ground they were planning on continuing to the North American continent. They had even made a few hopeless attacks on the NA continent but those were of little consequence and damage. The closest they really got(besides PH) was an attack on an outpost on one of the island to the south of Alaska and a bombing run/submarine attack in Oregon. That is all i know of off the top of my head. Im sure i missed something in there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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