Mach V SPAM Post - GOOGLE Translated

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So...Mach V has a vendor FS Thread for C/F Key Fobs. LINK. Post #2 is this: TOO LONG TO QUOTE

 

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1, Ye Sun three to go fishing, holding a fishing rod daze grandfather, grandson, said that after the father: Look, your father in that daze, with the silly B-like. Father hit his son a slap in the face angry shouted: Your father was silly B too! 2, a land of drought in May, a farmer then ask a wanderers when there is rain, a moment wanderers gave the farmer a folded piece of paper, and language: not because of the secret leaks, only to open that day until the rain to see . Soon the rain, the farmer then included the note opened it, saw that says - Rain Today, farmers lamented, really tmd quasi-3 in the morning on the bus, a dig from the bag cell phone at the time, then said sentence "I CAO", he thought the time was too late, then you look closely, I Cao in his hand an air conditioner remote control, エ ア フ ォ ー su 1.4, stool with urine is a good brother. One day stool killed by a car crossing the street, urinate said: "I miss stool ah 5, one day, a group of small animals in the temple before the discussion closed, and suddenly they smelled the odor. Niu said: "It's fart is not my place, I graze. "Snake said:" I do not fart. .... "Pig said:" fart who will blush! ! ! ! "Guan Gong washed out foot kicked the pig, said:" I blush is born! ! ! ! ! ! "6, a result of debt-laden, ready to commit suicide, he unscrewed the cap poison, drank a result, poison bottle reads: Congratulations on your award in a million ~! 7, remind caution Network language. I know a little child, always said, "I am dizzy," "I would," then you have a brain ischemia. expert advice, compared to the traditional view, or "I cao" more secure, but experts also said: It is still not too frequent. 8, leading his son liar. this led to buy a lie detector robot is on children coming home. Father: Where were you? children: the library. Robot slap slap the past. children : to watch pornographic films of students house. Father: big guts, my life, I have never seen. robot then a slap to his father. mother said the father angrily: deserve, so harsh on his son. how to say he is your real daughter to! WHACK! robot gave his mother a big slap in the face 9, the recent work of tired, a lot of pressure. QQ, then an old friend to ask a: "how to unpack." Re: "right-click option WinRAR ".! 1 0, after the company work, a few computers together Landlords, drinking fountains, but also to play, he lost every time, but still insist on a daily basis to participate. sofa did not understand, ask the chair: Drinking Every day transportation, but also playing so energetically why? chair said, "ask this question, your head is flooded it? 11, I am really impressed - suddenly felt 360 pairs Tencent really Forever Yours. Even to the extent of public opposition, start QQ, 360 still continue to protect him, for his Trojan scan. You love a person, love to hate to the point where he is still reluctant to injury. I break out tears ran ... ... Dear, I have to do your 360! ! ! 12, one in a restaurant for dinner, the hall can be song. I was eating, I heard a sound there came the host of that sweet voice: "Here is Mr. Zhang's songs for everyone point, the gentleman wish you extra cash!" Host pause for five seconds, then said: " song name is "unfortunately not you". "13, one minute in the end how long? It depends on which you are squatting on the toilet, or other in the toilet outside. 14, has four brothers. One day, they go to the park to play. Suddenly saw something on the ground. Big Brother Miaole Miao, said: "It looks like poo ``" 2 brother to bend over and sniffed the thing, said: "smells like poo ``` "3 Brother hand stamp the stamp, said:" feels like going to the toilet ````" 4 brother poked his hand stamp, the tongue licked, said: "tastes like shit `````" finished, four laments:" Fortunately, we did not step on! !! 15, a cancer of the people to the hospital for surgery to his surgeon wore a mask, the man angry and said: "Why do surgery to wear a mask?" Doctors silent: " This ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "The man Youhou the sentence:" I see you are afraid of the doctors I was dead I recognized, right? "16, a language lesson, the teacher cried out a sleeping students to answer questions, The students stumbled Han also tell the teacher says with exasperation: "You will not you? will also Zhiyi Sheng ah!" the students: "Squeak." 17, junior high school, a biology teacher on the grasslands of Africa ecological environment, no one listening class, the teacher angry, said: "You have to see me! you do not look at me, how do you know the African wild cat look like ah!" 18, three rabbits taken to a mushroom, two brother's little brother going to get some of the vegetables together to eat, small, said: "I do not go, I go, you eat a mushroom I adopted a ``` "two brother said:" No, ease go! "the little white rabbit went `` `` Six months later, the rabbit has not come back, a brother said:" It does not come back, we eat `` `" another brother said: " wait and bar ```````" year later, the rabbit has not come back, two to discuss Big Brother, do not wait, and we eat it ~ ~ ~ At this point, nike air force 1, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out from the jungle next, angry, said: "Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms ````````" 19, a farmer, the first time into the city to see a doctor. Go early, hung up at the nurse call: unitary number! Unitary number! Unitary number! Farmers do not know him, there is no promise, no one agreed to see the nurse, called II went in, waited a long time so that farmers did not call him, anxious, the nurse said: you is the date it? Farmers say that I am at it! I just told you, how do you not agree it? Farmers say when you told me, is the No. One nurse said unitary, is a unitary, one that is unitary, the farmers understand, they go see a doctor, the doctor asked: Where are you uncomfortable? Farmers A: a ache. Doctors do not understand: a pain? Farmer said: back pain, the doctor angry: back pain on the back pain, how to be a pain? Farmers say: you say a nurse is a unitary (waist), (back) is a unitary, doctors Minzui smile, gave him a bar, said: go, test (swallow) stool, test (swallow) urine, too ten minutes, intelligence tests, feces farmers mouth hanging back, the doctor, forced to swallow the urine, stool really swallow does not go! Doctors laugh and cry, it gave the farmers explain, farmers understand, get out of the bottle in urine, urinary Yan has just finished, managed to squeeze half a bottle, come back, just the door, careless Zhenghao hit a pregnant women, urine are spilled, the farmers worry, this country? Pregnant women, said: Do not panic, I have it! Went to the toilet yourself a bottle of urine to the farmers, the farmers took to the laboratory, over a single laboratory to find the doctor, who is also a scatterbrain, looked at a single laboratory to the farmer, said: all right, you are pregnant. After listening to the farmers, who take the test alone home, after arriving home, his wife pops against two hand fan, angrily: I said I was above it, you have to in the above, see me get pregnant, right ? 20, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his false eye belly, eyes being stuck in the anus, how can not get out, so he went to the hospital. Doctor when they were stunned at the check, and woke up when he made a remark: I saw life anal, anus did not expect today to be looked at. 21, late at night, Wang finished correcting the last paper, tired to unscrew the radio, the radio came a few words: "xx x class of high school three classmates with this song dedicated to their beloved king xx listen to the teacher, to thank him for many years to give them a countless road exercises (especially this year), so that they get valuable practice opportunities ......" heard this, Wang's eyes moist, taxing face a comforting smile. dj went on to say :"...... Now let's take a listen to this song, Hui-Min Li, "You do not have good results "..." two discolor, foaming at the mouth, upset to the ground ...... 22, we in high school, some teachers of the students was very good. A bunch of students has long been oppressed, we discuss the whole a good teacher. This day, this teacher in the classroom lectures, take back the pain of a cheeky boy color, hand clutching his stomach, groaning softly. Ignores the teacher did, continue to preach, to half, the teacher turned around just for the blackboard written notes, the boys suddenly "concave ...... wow ......!"( vomiting sound) at the same table, a boy with great speed down the bottle of rice pudding in the boys on the desk, the teacher back when conducted in the right table covered with yellow and white thing. At this time, another boy took out a spoon, scoop a spoonful of something to scoop on the desk to eat, chewing also says: "Hey, this man Jesus at noon to eat peanuts." Teacher seeing : "wow ...... then Kuangtu than concave ......",. 23, there have experienced many wars and too many veterans of the Medal of the infantry. Just returned to town, his friends gave him a girlfriend. Before he went out, his friend gave him a lot of advice: "You may have experienced during the war many things, but some things you want to listen to me first, after you get off your girlfriend was asked to open the door; second, your girlfriend you should be seated in her chair to help her after; third, to be gentle when you speak to her at her; Fourth, she needs what you have to first do a good job, do not let her hands. "infantry that Remember that, so left. The next day, last night when a friend called to ask how the infantry, the infantry frustration, said: "I do not want it!" Then a friend asked him: "You are not forgotten for her car door?" Infantry, said: "No, I opened the door for her, she was very happy! "friend asked:" Did you forget to help her seat? "Infantry, said:" No, I help her seat, she said I was a gentleman! "So a friend asked:" You are not talking all the time looking around at her? "Infantry, said:" No, I have been looking at her, she said I am very gentle, and said my eyes very attractive! "your friend asked:" So, you are not in a things on her own hands? "infantry frustration:" If this is true enough. we go home, she said thirsty, so I went to buy drinks for her. "friend said:" That's good Yeah! "Infantry added:" But out of the habit of many years, I opened the cans, air force 1, she was smashed on to the past, he hid the grass ... "24 a day, a car driver on the road were robbed by highway, said: "Get off!!" highway who said: "do 100 push-ups." driver was forced to obey, saying: "You have not seen such a robbery Road." finish, the robber said: 'do 500. "driver has to do, after, ナ イ キ エ ア フ ォ ー su ワ ン, the driver has a weakness, dizzy. Toward the woods behind the robber shouted: "Sister, you can take the city of his car 25, one day, a count recognize a few characters of the little devils, stroll in the streets hungry, began to look for restaurants it to a small Noodle Restaurant door and saw written on the signboard in front of the characters: beef noodles, large emission surface, potluck and it would like to try, and went inside. busy waiter hurried over and asked: "Sir, what is your bowl of surface ? "" I eat ......" said, little devils like to show off what he knew Chinese characters, it turned to looked at the signboard on the written word on end, sideways read: "I eat a bowl of 'cow' Big''will'......" to "stool" eat the sound quite large, stressing each syllable. Thus, all the restaurant diners looked surprised little devils, whispered discussion: "This animals, really fierce ah! "26, one day, there is a devil to work in the Chinese countryside hunting ducks when he finally shines on a wild duck, the duck fell into a farmer's yard. Devils climb over the fence to pick up their prey, but witness The farmer shakes his shotgun all said loudly: "Look here, are not allowed to hunt in China chaos. "Devil replied:" duck is hitting, so the duck should be me. I am willing! "The farmer said:" It's flying in China, was killed, or you fall on China. You and I go to the village, pay a fine to go! "They duck the issue has been debated. After a while, devils, said:" We should be determined by conventional methods. Japanese bushido spirit with the decision! "Farmers are looking down on what the Bushido, they scornfully ask:" What is the bushido way? "Devils, explains:" First, I kick your ass. Then you play another of my ass, kick up like this one to give up on each other. Win you can get a duck. "The farmer thought, agreed to the contest, but the farmer asked his first play, to show fairness. Always thinking that for sixty years ago, killed the villagers revenge, but his heart more clearly, can not kill the devil now and then China's farmers back legs stretched out, doing all that is according to kick ass devils.'d rather die of devils fell to the ground moaning, crying, rolling on the floor. a full ten minutes later, he tried to climb up, grinding his teeth hoarse, said: "Now my turn. "Chinese farmers, said:" Oh, no, this is your duck, you can roll back. "27, and colleagues for a business trip, the hospitality of local colleagues, the evening will feature in a hotel banquet rooms Jiefeng. Men and women after a dozen people seated chat non-stop, only one person at a la carte. Good point seek advice and talk: "dish well, there should be added? "This, we are generally in Beijing had to miss the point once the food's children report. Then a man child in Beijing, said:" Miss, newspaper reported. "Lady looked at him, no movement." Miss, reported about, Too late to sleep equivalent to commit suicide (de! "little buddy child anxious. Lady blushed, still no movement." How was that? You report did not hear about? "buddy child really anxious. a female colleague and quickly smooth things over:" Miss, you will quickly one by one child reported on! "Miss softly asked:" That, that hold women on ...... , do not hold the men right? "" Poof! "the edge of a female colleague just had a big mouth full of tea in front of people spray bodies. a dozen people to make a group laugh, miss is a loss. 28 serving the first lift on a mixed child. with a big lift children served, followed by Jidie child ingredients, sauces children or something. Miss Mo Liushen serving time, sprinkle a drop of sauce in a man child children's pants on. that man child is intentionally funny bored child, pretending to Miss sullenly asked: "how to do it?" Miss very calmly said: "how to do all right." "Then how do you say?" "how to do it how you want to do?" "That is generally how you run here?" "Either I help you do?" "Yes." I saw Miss deft children to Jidie ingredients, sauces children fall into down in the lift on the child in one hand and chopsticks in one hand and a spoon, a brush with a few marinated and then to that man child, said: "Sir, marinated, you can eat." efforts of the eyeball staring man child then lift the plate a half-day children did not speak, for he and another colleague, Miss said "thank you." 29, on the main course - burning leg of lamb, a big plate of meat and bone, a saucer with salt and pepper children. a Beijing man children love this child population, without any kind of grabbed a leg of lamb, Kacha is one, quack quack jack jack's eat together. lady saw, said: "Sir, this should dip to eat." buddy child skeptical look watch the lady, and colleagues looked at the local the local colleagues said: "The delicious sauce with a number." buddy child then took the lamb to stand up, click, is one. lady hurried over and asked: "Sir, you What needs? "" ah? not ah. "" That you sit down to eat. "muttered the man child to sit down, looked at and talk, adrift. carefully to get the mouth of the leg of lamb, エ アフ ォ ー su, carefully bite. lady said: "Sir, this should dip to eat." buddy stood up to look at child Teng, waving the leg of lamb angry shout: "have to eat standing, sitting again eating, in the end how to eat!? "30, food and wine is full seats, leading limp limp from. sold out up to greet, a voice chatted. next to the young lady was very beautiful banquet waiter, new, not a rich experience, quite nervous. everyone seated, it was greeted: "Miss, tea!" pointing hand near a busy lady: "1,2,3,4,5,6, 7, a total of seven!" everyone Shen Xiao, lead added, saying: "tea! "Miss busy and" back check "again:" 7,6,5,4,3, 2,1, or seven. "Some people ask:" What do you count? "whispered Miss hesitation replied:" I have a dog, ナ イ キ エ ア フ ォ ー ス. "crowd anger, agony:" Tell your manager to, Very funny version of BABY singing is recommended! ", manager into, within reach ridicule, and asked:" Gentlemen, pass me what is going on? "leadership said : "Do not ask to look up the lady aged Zodiac." Managers wonder, according to the order and the line, spin to reply: "18 years old, is a dog!" leadership laughed, everyone laughed. not to pursue the leadership of mass, the crowd magnanimity inconvenience investigated. Miss, manager Ruzhui Wuli clouds. 31, the wine had Sanxun, up a dish: "fried bastard!" everyone is happy, and then forgotten the rules, someone chopsticks dial tortoise head, saying: "Leadership Dodo leadership Dodo! "leadership was looking to be allocated random chatter of the turtle head, heart unhappy, unwilling harmonic of the remark of the tail does not want to violate the good intentions of everyone, Ever since the discretion of soup spoon holders, saying:" Well good! Please feel free to everyone. "Some people said Bong said:" The - bastard on the soup! "leadership anger almost hilarious. soon after, Tom will do, there are things floating round and asked:" Miss, What is this? "busy lady replied:" is the son of a bitch. "crowd and surprise:" Leadership eat, eat lead! "It's this leadership did not hear" bad luck "of words, even Wyatt, call Miss:" Give us sub sub! "a long time, Miss do not move, leading angrily asked:" how it could not tell it? "Miss embarrassing, said:" seven people, six son of a bitch, you told me how to divide ah? "After listening to everyone , all of them stretched neck stare, mouths food, hard to swallow. 32, there is a taxi driver pulled up passengers at the station, the driver see the passenger humble, but also a stranger, he wanted to kill it. So He pulled at the station beat about the bush. 6th lap around to the passenger side of the road pointing to a statue, said: "You can be the city's statue really more along the way I saw six or exactly the same. "The driver was surprised, I thought: This guy is pretty careful. then squinting his eyes, said:" We love this statue at the roadside stand, and most are the same. "passengers nodded and said:" Oh, that is the case, but there are some I do not understand. "" What? "the driver asked." Why six statues, each has an identical statue following the old man selling apples? "

 

[ehsnils]

I wonder... How much do you need to smoke to come up with that on your own?

[dingbang]

I want whatever you're having

[Strizzy]

My favorite phrases in that text:

quack quack jack jack's eat together

I eat a bowl of 'cow'

First, I kick your ass

the eyeball staring man child

Give us sub sub!

forced to swallow the urine

I know you want to eat my mushrooms

[bmx045]

Miss embarrassing, said:" seven people, six son of a bitch, you told me how to divide ah?

 

 

lmfao