AJChenMPH Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Another oldie-but-goodie. (And for the record -- I do like cats! ) ----- As seen in a dog's diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Mom! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Dad! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in a people bed! My favorite! As seen in a cat's diary: Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time... Andy | My Whips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stasy Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 The cat part is quite Stewie like. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacysteve68 Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 love it:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enlight Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 lol. i love my cat though. I let him out everyday around dusk everyday and he comes back when I call, after it gets dark. muFreight.co A JDM Container Sharing Service from Japan to NYC Website | Instagram | Email Bessie II's Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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