ERLoft Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Farrah Fawcett loses her long battle with cancer and goes to heaven. At the gates, God tells her that she's had a great life that touched many people and that he can grant her one wish. She thinks, then tells God, 'I want to save the children!'. So God kills Michael Jackson. Yep, it's bad, but it's pretty funny too... 2013 █S4 - Glacier White - DSG - B&O - Tech Package - Sports Diff - Napa - RS4 Grille - Stasis Exhaust - APR Intake - KW Variant 1 - Stern Control Arms - CR-15 - Stasis RSB - Moog Endlinks - PC Hyper Black Peelers - Deval Front Lip - ECS Rear Diffuser - Carbon Imports Ducktail - ECS Mirror Caps - Relak Paddle Extensions - Autostyle Floor Mats - LED Interior - V1 - Blackvue DR900s - [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnJack Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Billy Mays here with a special offer. I give you four, that's right FOUR for the price of three! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Billy Mays here with a special offer. I give you four, that's right FOUR for the price of three! Now that's funny right there...:lol: My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverstar Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Since Micheal Jackson is 98% plastic he will be melted down and made into legos. That way little kids can play with him for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverstar Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 The autopsy has been released for Micheal Jackson; he did of food poisoning. He apparently ate a 9 year old weiner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airmike Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Guess what Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays are getting for Christmas? . . . . Patrick Swayze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbrjason Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 This Michael Jackson stuff has gone too far.. They're now having a Michael Jackson sale at JC Pennys.. All boys pants are half off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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