Rizzo03 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 ...don't kid yourself, Nils [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A]The Price is Right losing horn - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 There were two European graduate students who were conducting a study of the world’s bear population for their doctorates. One was from Germany and the other from the Czech Republic. They applied to our National Park Service for permission to come to Yellowstone and follow a mated pair of grizzlies around to record their activities. The authorities warned them that it was the mating season when the bears were especially dangerous. They finally were given permission, provided they checked in via cell phone with headquarters each evening. Everything went well for a week, with the two calling in on schedule, then nothing. The administrator and his assistant, fearing the worst, set off on the trail to find them. After a lengthy search they found the remains of the two scientists’ camp, all torn to shreds and a lot of blood around. They decided the bears must die, and soon found the female and killed her. In her stomach they found pieces of a unique plaid shirt they remembered the German had been wearing. The administrator grimly said to his assistant, “You know what this means, don’t you?” “Yes,, he replied. “It means the Czech is in the male." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Wi-Fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/04/04/intimate_adult_toy_fails_penetration_test/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 There were two European graduate students who were conducting a study of the world’s bear population for their doctorates. One was from Germany and the other from the Czech Republic. They applied to our National Park Service for permission to come to Yellowstone and follow a mated pair of grizzlies around to record their activities. The authorities warned them that it was the mating season when the bears were especially dangerous. They finally were given permission, provided they checked in via cell phone with headquarters each evening. Everything went well for a week, with the two calling in on schedule, then nothing. The administrator and his assistant, fearing the worst, set off on the trail to find them. After a lengthy search they found the remains of the two scientists’ camp, all torn to shreds and a lot of blood around. They decided the bears must die, and soon found the female and killed her. In her stomach they found pieces of a unique plaid shirt they remembered the German had been wearing. The administrator grimly said to his assistant, “You know what this means, don’t you?” “Yes,, he replied. “It means the Czech is in the male." There's no such thing as a mated pair of bears in North America. I'm pretty confident to say that goes world wide. Ipso facto the joke sucks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisty Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzors25 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ehsnils Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 The real reason behind KRBs divorce. http://i.imgur.com/pdG2bg0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 I wear a condom--I kid you not. I just wear one when I have sex. But to each their own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 I thought of this one at about 3 am. What do you call a bunch or horny women?? A whored. Comedy gold, people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDTurbo Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 and you waited nearly 6.5 hours to share this sublime pun revelation with the forum? selfish bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 and you waited nearly 6.5 hours to share this sublime pun revelation with the forum? selfish bastard. A pun gets richer with age. And I can't type in the dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Diapers Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) Diapers You are so much about age discrimination. Oh, and they are more comfortable than you think. I don't know why my mom bitches so much. Edited May 2, 2017 by KartRacerBoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 http://www.bedug.com/pics/Fun3/IMG_0477.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KartRacerBoy Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Living in Amish land, I crapped my shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Living in Amish land, I crapped my jorts. ftfy Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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