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JustMatt Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 http://pixdaus.com/pics/kASkb8pWfXbJ.jpg I don't know how I missed this thread before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NSFW Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 What do you call someone who leads an orchestra three days a week? A semi-conductor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NSFW Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 The top 10 festival funnies were judged to be: 1) Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." 2) Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels." 3) Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works." 4) Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car..." 5) Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess." 6) Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards." 7) Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure." 8) Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife." 9) Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails." 10) DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-14646532 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracer-X Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." Jump on it, Let's do it, Ride it, My Pony... EL4NFZT7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDTurbo Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 She had the whitest teeth I ever came across Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Two iPhones walked into a bar and order strong drinks. The bartender says, "you guys seem pretty depressed, what's wrong?" "We just lost our Jobs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NSFW Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 If dumb was dynamite this thread would be the bomb. Spotted in a mountain biking forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BlueLeg Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Celebrity meat puns @ http://www.meat-people.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NSFW Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I took a minute for that one to sink in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Here's another that can take a while for some to get (you have to be old enough...) http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/334319_700b.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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