Backlash Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough 6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolutsnwbrdr Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 #6 is so great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonklein611 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 #6 is so great! Otherwise known as the Red Green mantra. I'm man and I can change.... if i have to.... i guess.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franklin Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I liked #5 the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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