jonklein611 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Me: Alright doc, how's she looking? Doctor: Your grandmother is good as new. We just had to do a little more work than we'd originally planned on. Me: Whoa, hold on. How much extra work? Doctor: Well, we suspect she may have had a kidney stone, so we just went ahead and got rid of one em'. Then we did the same thing with the appendix and put in a pace-maker for good measure. Me: What!? She came in here with a little cough! Couldn't you have just given her some antibiotics? Doctor: We had to do some extra work, it couldn't be avoided. Me: How much more is this going to cost me? Doctor: About $100,000. Me: $100k!? There's no way my insurance will cover this! Doctor: That's the way it is. The pacemaker had to be shipped in from Detroit. Me: I can't spend this much on her. She probably won't even last me another five years! Doctor: I'm sorry. Me: Honestly, at this point I might as well just cut my losses and sell her for parts. Doctor: Is she a donor? Me: Yeah. Doctor: We could always use the extra organs. Me: It's just hard. She's been in the family such a long time. Doctor: Well, it's $100,000 for the parts and labor. Me: That's outrageous. Just keep her. Grandma: Brian, I'm scared. Me: Go with the doctor, Grandma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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