speddmn Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 sadly i'm a closet smoker, i haven't found a great place in the interior to stash my smokes from the old lady, any suggestions? cubby / console are out of the question as they're too high traffic.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahendy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 If you want to hide your smoking from the "old lady", you probably shouldn't be smoking in any car that the "old lady" will be in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 In the door pocket... Wrap it in a cloth and say the cloth is for wiping handprints off your car. Or put velcro on the smokes and under the seat, then velcro it to the bottom of the seat. In the spare tire area in that foam tray? If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakgwai Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 open up one of the panels on the side of the dash and see if you can fit your smokes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillboy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Put them in a condom and insert them rectally. It is still ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpawnGT Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 hahaha this is the second post of this type. My recommendation as is what i recommended in the first thread. You can easily put a pack of parliment hundreds in the fuse panel door right above your left foot under neath the steering wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesA Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 You could remove your owner's manual, hide it, then put the smokes in the black book cover in that little compartment in the glove box. If you think she won't know you've been smoking, you're only fooling yourself. They always know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netwreck94 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 hahaha this is the second post of this type. My recommendation as is what i recommended in the first thread. You can easily put a pack of parliment hundreds in the fuse panel door right above your left foot under neath the steering wheel. Haha, thats interesting...I smoke that very brand. Can't beat the charcoal in the filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunburnNYC Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Put them in a condom and insert them rectally. FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speddmn Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 i'll take the condom comment to heart, thanks !! it just struck me as wierd as it's always bee obvious to me where I could stash em until this car... don't smoke IN the car but thats where I like to keep em handy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpawnGT Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 on top of the lil hidden door that hides the fuses is the best. ive been smoking two years and not even a question from either parent. by the way im 20, and live with my parents as i go to school so im still in the clear. my dad would rip my head off if he found out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmarko Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You could grow a set of balls and tell your woman that you smoke. How about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massdrewski Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 a buddy of mine years ago got some 3M velcro. Put one on his "Cig case" and the other under the dash by the pedals. He then placed it up underneither in a way that it was held securly and out of the way. Only way you would find his "cigs" was to reached way under and look. If all else fails go Rectally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/Brettrock/altoids_small.jpg High School Tech. Stores well in center console. If anyone asks for one just say "its empty" or "thats where I keep spare fuses" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickDastardly00 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Put them in a condom and insert them rectally. :lol: But......Won't that alter the flavor:lol: ♪Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.♫ -Bob Marley, Redemption Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massdrewski Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Why not this. Under your stearing colum there is a space with a small rubber flap. you can only look in it at an angle. Just stash it in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 <--- closet smoker That rectal idea sounds pretty good Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basmoq Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 umm, do you seriously think she doesn't know you smoke??? I can tell a patient who smokes just by looking at his hands, the tar stains are unmistakable... not to mention the teeth, the breath, and so forth. Patients are always trying to hide it from me so I won't mention it in their medical record and their insurance stays low. If you know it's bad enough that you have to hide it, I suggest you get some professional help, because it isn't going to get any better for you... Grow some balls and stop now while your still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ^you're a doctor? I have this rash on my balls.... If I send you a pic can you diagnos it? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillboy Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Being in health care...I wish all you guys could/would stop. What you most likely will deal with later in life isn't worth the pleasure you're deriving from it now. Trust me. No more lecture. It is still ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harman.khinda Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I stash my "ciggs" in the trunk behind the brake lights where theres a discreet door for access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basmoq Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ^you're a doctor? I have this rash on my balls.... If I send you a pic can you diagnos it? Yup, guilty as charged, I made the crazy decision a while back to actually try and help people. Little did I know that most people would rather go through unimaginable pain than have someone else help them:spin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommypenguin Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Anything that needs to be hidden goes in the fuse box under the mirror controls on the dash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massdrewski Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 hey BDII. I told you not to tell anyone about our rash problem. geeze. One night bro-ing out and everyone knows our secret. you could give them to the Trunk monkey to hold onto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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