KartRacerBoy Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ok. Yes I have and my wife considers it a high crime to be punished by withholding sex. But then I say "but honey, that's why I was looking at porn. We haven't had sex in X weeks." And the cycle spirals ever onward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 My ex asked me why I have to look at pron when I have her. Then she asked me if I thinks she's ugly, and if that's the reason I like porn, then she asked me if her boobs were too small and her ass was too fat. Try back pedaling out of that while Jenna Jameson is nude on your computer and your cock is in your hand. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 My ex asked me why I have to look at pron when I have her. Then she asked me if I thinks she's ugly, and if that's the reason I like porn, then she asked me if her boobs were too small and her ass was too fat. And your response was, "No honey. I like you like that." You should've asked her to finish you off so you wouldn't have to think about Jenna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I'm not in New England so I couldn't say. Lucky you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 9, 2008 Author Share Posted February 9, 2008 And your response was, "No honey. I like you like that." You should've asked her to finish you off so you wouldn't have to think about Jenna. That was my response, albeit untruthful.... Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 This guy doesn't mind if you jerk off. http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/560684562.html My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 puke Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBad Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Busted several times over the years. Had to back pedal a few times in my responses but not too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p29/rce2585/lolcatsdotcom9iyyacsoss1nn0gj.jpg :lol::lol: It's comforting to know your handling my Ups packages, JUST DONT put them on that rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperhawkLGT Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Watch it with her, no worries about getting caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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