konrad Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Not sure if its repost. I did search with 0 results. Anyway, I just got this email, supposedly true story. ***** MASTERCARD WEDDING***** You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent weddingthat took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaperand even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with amicrophone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thankhis new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a tokenof his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a specialgift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his giftto everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a Master Card "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500 The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD! "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 an oldie but a goodie...not sure how true it really is, but...funny Goin' to Carolina in my mind...and in my car on the 16th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one69chev Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 i've read that before---tho not on this site---and yes, it is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabydanimal Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Funny if it's true. I would have just stood her up. At that point everything is already paid for anyway. No need for theatrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSPRO Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Wow, I'm getting married in 2.5 weeks and very thankfull that this wont happen to me lol. Amy 04 FXT vf39 5mt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myUsername Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I hate to be the spoiler: http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp But then again, I don't know how accurate snopes.com is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 i might have done the same thing This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSaladino Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 well.... true or not, the story is awesome. good luck with gettin married MSPRO, definitely hope something like that doesnt happen to ya. all the best to ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSPRO Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 well.... true or not, the story is awesome. good luck with gettin married MSPRO, definitely hope something like that doesnt happen to ya. all the best to ya Hahaha Thanks as far as I know, and I think I would know, I haven't slept with the best man lol. I am also very certain that my hubby hasn't been with either of the bridesmaids haha Amy 04 FXT vf39 5mt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanger Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 ROFL!!! Somebody found this when we had a Legacy BBQ last Saturday... he read it out loud so we could hear... OMGWTFBBQ!!! That guy is my hero!!! ○ ○ ○ Instagram: itshangertime :spin: ○ ○ ○ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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