ehsnils Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 "A group of baboons is known as a "Congress"...which must be unspeakably insulting to baboons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 "I think I get why political races appeal to sports fans. It's fun to speculate how strangers would do at a tough job you'd be terrible at." --Merlin Mann - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted December 21, 2015 Author Share Posted December 21, 2015 "The terrorists hate your freedom, so to protect you, we'll take away your freedoms" -The Left Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 The Left and the Right. Listen to Lindsey Graham or Marco Rubio or Donald Trump? Are you really that biased and stupid, BDII? Let's see, who started mass data collection? Was it Obama. Buzz! Nope. GWB. So much stupid wrapped up in so little thought, BD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Let's take it a bit further: "There's no left, no right, only labels they want to impose on you to make you feel more separated, and to give them more control over the divided masses." -- someone smarter than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Zebra Freaky Stuff Is bad in the thistle When you're in the buff With your black-and-white bristle Burma Shave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted December 27, 2015 Author Share Posted December 27, 2015 "Are we at last brought to such a humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our own defence? Where is the difference between having our arms in our own possession and under our own direction, and having them under the management of Congress? If our defence be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal safety to us, as in our own hands?” – Patrick Henry 1788 Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. -- Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPerron Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Let's take it a bit further: "There's no left, no right, only labels they want to impose on you to make you feel more separated, and to give them more control over the divided masses." -- someone smarter than me "There's no left wing or right wing - only up wing and down wing" - Bob Landy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things. - Joe Namath - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy. - Charlton Heston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C. S. Lewis - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C. S. Lewis - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive. - C. S. Lewis - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on. -- Hepler, Systems Design 182 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 “If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them—‘Mr. and Mrs. America, turn ‘em all in,’ I would have done it.” -Senator Diane Feinstein Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 The cowards never started and the weak died along the way. Kit Carson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 "I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring." --David Bowie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 ‘I had a good run, f*ck it.’ - Lemmy when he got the news that he had cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 What the heck is a Lemmy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Ok then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Photos that contain language that would normally be caught by the swear-filter are automatically removed where found - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 "Stop Drunk Driving! This is my common sense, and reasonable, solution to reducing deaths from drunk driving. Deaths from drunk driving kill and destroy thousands of families each year, and are completely preventable. No longer can we stand by and allow our children to be put in harm’s way by a drunk driver. Therefore, my proposed solution is reasonable, easy to implement, and keeps our children safe. To begin with, we need to ban vodka. This drink is dangerously potent, at 80 proof, and is highly popular in bars and clubs because of its ability to be added to nearly any drink. Colorless, vodka can also be used to trick people, as alcoholics use vodka instead of water. You can see this at any number of public and kid-friendly sporting events. This is dangerous, as these drinkers will then drive home, endangering other drivers. By removing this highly-potent alcohol from the shelves of bars and restaurants, we’ll make the roads safer for our children. In addition to banning vodka, I propose that we eliminate large glasses from bars and other establishments that serve alcoholic beverages. Large volume glasses only allow drinkers to get drunk quickly. There is no need for 16oz, 22oz, or even 32oz glasses. If I can enjoy my wine in a 4oz pour, then 4oz is good enough for anyone. The only people who should have access to these sizes of glasses should be food critics, as they require the beverages to last the entire course of the meal they are reviewing. Festivals, sporting events, bars, and private brewhouses have no need for such large glasses that only serve to make people drunk. Clearly these two proposals can be accepted by any reasonable person with common sense. Please remember that drunk driving kills our children every year. It’s completely preventable, and easily done if these solutions are enacted." -MB Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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