charlie_sheen Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 "I could drown a toddler in my panties right now." -- Pam from TV show Archer, describing her state of affairs looking at Burt Reynolds pictures. " 'M' as in Mancy...what did you think I said?" - Archer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 "Archer, the f*cking funniest, darkest TV show there is even if you're not on drugs or alcohol." - KRB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stm25rs Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 "I have to go, but if I find one dog hair when I come back I'll rub sand into your dead little eyes......I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but ... coarse." "God, everything makes you uncomfortable. Just the tip?" "I didn’t invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck." -Codename "Duchess" "I can't wait for Season 5 of archer" - Me But a serious favorite quote: "And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.' " - Kurt Vonnegut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 "Hodor!", said Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 "What happens if you're scared half to death......twice?" 'On the other hand......you have different fingers." Just a couple of tidbits from the eminent sage Larry the Cable Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 "If you are good enough for Kubrick you are good enough for me." George Lucas to David Prowse for the role of Darth Vader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasAyinde Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 "What happens if you're scared half to death......twice?" 'On the other hand......you have different fingers." Just a couple of tidbits from the eminent sage Larry the Cable Guy ...that sounds like material stolen from Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 "If you are good enough for Kubrick you are good enough for me." George Lucas to David Prowse for the role of Darth Vader. But then don't let Prowse speak any lines and don't invite him to reunions or conventions. Lucas has disavowed Prowse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 "I believe that human rights are supreme over all other rights; that wealth should be the servant, not the master of the people." ~Theodore Roosevel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 "Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." - James Madison, Federalist No. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker over the U.S. debt is like watching two drunks argue over a bar bill on the Titanic." - Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aac0036 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing" -Aerosmith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 This captures the current state of affairs very well, on both an individual and national level. People make mistakes when learning. It happens. I don't think they should be insulated from knowledge just because they might hurt themselves though. Sadly that's all too common in our increasingly socialist world - the removal, by the state, of the individual's right to fail. And in a world where you cannot fail - success is meaningless. Failure is the essence of what it means to be human and when you take that away you diminish the humanity of us all. GeneralDisorder, USMB - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 - KRB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 "A pessimist is someone in possession of all the facts.” - Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 A parent is only as good as their (sic) dumbest kid. If one wins the Nobel Prize, but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed. - Sam Halpern (Holocaust Survivor 1920-2013) - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets - Will Rogers - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 "Be to his virtues ever kind and to his faults a little blind." - Matthew Prior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoozeRS05 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) “Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.” -Chuck Palahniuk (from Fight Club, he has about 7,000 other great quotes not from that book/movie) _____________________ “The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.” -Frank Zappa (personal favorite, although he has many too) Edited December 18, 2013 by BoozeRS05 EB's Subaru journal - 2005 LegacyGT Wagon & 2014 Forester FB25 (2008 specB - RIP) IG@legacygtliving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 "I drink to make other people more interesting." Ernest Hemingway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 "The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan." - Carl von Clausewitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 "Beauty without intelligence is like a masterpiece painted on a napkin." - unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 "There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man."- Aristotle - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCASEYS Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 "People complain that pro athletes make a lot of money; but what they don't understand is that we need a lot of money because we spend a lot of money.” – Patrick Ewing I donated to LegacyGT.com which allows me to have this nifty signature. If anything SCASEYS posts ever becomes a sticky i'm gonna light this whole place on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in...sixty years. - Charles Foster Kane in the movie Citizen Kane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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