OCDetails Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER _________________________________________ “Cleanliness becomes more important as godliness becomes more unlikely.” O C D E T A I L S . C O M OCDETAILS BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacy2005 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 lol...thats funny as hell Work hard. Play even harder. My Garage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.T.Subie Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Thats a good one........... Denial is your best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 old joke This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTM 525 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnAWD Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCDetails Posted March 19, 2006 Author Share Posted March 19, 2006 old joke duh... I'm pretty sure there hasn't been a new joke created in the last 5 years. We've all just been reading old jokes that some haven't heard yet. Luckily we have people around to remind us of that. _________________________________________ “Cleanliness becomes more important as godliness becomes more unlikely.” O C D E T A I L S . C O M OCDETAILS BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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