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Have you heard about the movie Constipation? Nope. It hasn’t come out yet.

I would love to see a full TFT instrument cluster that is fully configurable to my preferences.

Police show up to my neighbor's house last night with a picture of his wife- "Sir, I'm sorry to tell you, it looks like your wife has been hit by a bus". He says "I know, but she has a lovely personality" I checked into a hotel and told the clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled". She said "we only have only regular porn, we don’t have disabled porn you sicko"

Student asks teacher "will we ever use any of this algebra"? Teacher says "you won't, but one of the smart kids might"

When does a joke become a dad joke. When it becomes apparent "Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud". "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." A guy is in hell and asks a demon what those things are on the ground. The demon says "oh, we got rid of hot coals years ago, those are Lego pieces".

They asked Bush if he had any concerns about Dick Cheney's angina. He said "boys don't have anginas".

Very nice. I love the safety and tech which is why I'm going to get a legacy. I wish they'd trash the old tech gauges and go with a fully configurable TFT cluster befitting a high tech 2018 vehicle. One setting could allow the old fashioned look of 100 year old round dials while another setting could allow a fully modern, digital F1 appearance. Similarly, many of us like push button start and smart entry because keys are so 100 years ago. My S60 lease is up in 1.5 years and the new Legacy and '15 Genesis AWD are on my short list.