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RuskiTrombone

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  1. Probably my asshat driving through the mountains on my last ski trip.
  2. Check them out on Bosco's car in this thread: http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/sold-rota-tokyo-wheels-w-goodyear-gs-d3-tires-sold-158103.html?p=3321186
  3. I think it's +48. Search for them on this site and you'll see many more pictures on other legacies. Once it stops raining I'll give the car a wash and take a lot better pictures. You can buy one new tire on tire rack and shave it a little and it'll be perfect.
  4. Update: Found out I have a little curb rash (very minor) on one of the rims and a bubble in the tire on the same rim. You can see the bubble and rash in the second picture. Going to drop the price to $650 local picked up.
  5. Going to have my 18x7.5 Rota Tokyos with yoko S drives for sale shortly. Both rims and tires are in really good condition. Easily more than 60% thread left on the tires. No curb marks on the rims. $800 http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/RuskiSi/photo1-2.jpg http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/RuskiSi/photo2-2.jpg Will take better pictures once my other rims are out of the powder coating shop.
  6. I have an extra aftermarket grill if interested. Two of them actually. I am in Centreville if you want to meet up and have a look.
  7. I'll give you $60 cash for the classic. Don't care if there's no headphones. PM me if you want to deal.
  8. http://www.beercode.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/745_cerveja_1795_clara_500ml.png
  9. In my junk mail box this morning ... A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scribbled on it. I left before he finished the note. About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate. Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to... · · · · . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . · · · · · · · · http://seeing20twenty.com/images/stuck%20pen.jpg
  10. Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." George Bush Senior says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy." *** A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer. Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!''' *** Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable." The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly." *** A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart. "Duke!" the dad yelled. "This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one. "Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart. "Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!" *** A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, she answered, ''Yes, we use it when we have sexual intercourse.'' The interviewer was amazed. He said, ''I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?'' ''We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.'' *** A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."
  11. Favorite from bathroom stalls... "God is dead" - Nietzsche shortly followed by: "Nietzsche is dead" - God
  12. http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/bradford/186.jpg
  13. http://www.photoshopdiva.com/images/new_gallerys/politcal%20words/images/8%2075%25%20hunger.jpg
  14. My Russian Heritage http://www.leicagallery.com/leicafirst70years.jpg
  15. http://joekohl.com/cartoons/fourteen%20years_350.jpg
  16. http://www.avultimate.org/Images/LuckySevens2004.gif
  17. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/140005446X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
  18. "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and does not die."
  19. Well, thanks to a local member that I called I now realized that I was a complete idiot. I started using a phillips head screwdriver and have been using one for everything. As I got to the gold screws I could not take them off. I was then suggested to use a 10mm ratchet wrench and had absolutely no idea why I hadn't used one. Within minutes I had everything off and ready to bake.
  20. I can't take the 5 gold bolts off the lights. I've been at it for nearly an hour and I only got one off the rest are on there very tight.
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