#1. You do not want this.
#2. You don't understand the joke.
#3. You do not want to travel down this road.
#4. Street racing is for phaggots so I suggest you shove a butt plug in the hurt.
#5. You still don't understand the joke.
Here:
http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kleenex.jpg
These are for your tears.