Three women : one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. . . . that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style , stilettos and mask over
their eyes. . . After a few days they meet again .....
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night , when my boyfriend came
back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you. . . then we made love all
night long.
The mistress state d: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' t say a word. We just had
wild sex all night .
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at
my mother's for the night, I got myself ready , leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV contr oller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what' s for dinner?'
Thought this one was pretty funny!