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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....' HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I cant criticize. Im not much better...

I'm a white male age 40 but I see all races, genders and ages driving cars like this so it clearly isn't solely linked to demographics.

Again, I still dont understand why people like this style.

Nope. I adhere to the old addage "If you cant afford to break it you cant afford to race it".

And some that act like old crotchety mf'ers...

He is an admin so he doesn't count.

Am I the oldest active member?

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I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. - Homer J. Simpson

Not sure...

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Is there anyone in this forum in Augusta or are you all around ATL?

Greetings from down here in SoCal! I finally said the entire state can kiss my ass and will be moving to Georgia in in July. No smog check or anything at all and I wont be paying the outrageous taxes and fees that Cali has ever again. Catalytic converters? What are those? I was able to squeak by smog this time but will never have to think about it again!

Autozam AZ-1 Mazdaspeed. Built by Suzuki and sold by Mazda.

I couldn't bring myself to own a carpet queen like that much less drive one down the street. Think its the high level of testosterone and huge (cannon) balls that prevent me.

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A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?"The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy" The patient is devastated and shockingly replies "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection" The surgeon pauses for a moment then says "Well, you might, but it won't be yours."

A man has not been feeling well and goes to the doctor for a check up. After the physical examination and a battery of blood tests and x-rays, he asks the doctor about his situation. The doctor replies, "You are very sick. You might not live longer than perhaps three or four months." The man, in despair, yet, with a glimpse of hope says, "If you don't mind, doctor, I would like to have a second opinion." "Okay," the doctor answers, "you are ugly, too!"

Ya know... I thought those houses looked familiar. MOM!!??

Holy shit! Is that where jasejase's mom tripped and fell?

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Actually it will be stock for a long while till we get other higher priority items ironed out like a house, jobs, college, etc... Modding takes time and money and both of those are going to be in VERY short supply for a while. Not to mention this will be my ONLY car for the foreseeable future and I cant take any chances with it breaking from an over stressed part like the transmission and such.

Gonna be moving back to Augusta, GA after being away for 21 yrs in July. Ill be bringing my nearly bone stock 08 LGT with me. See y'all soon!