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  1. I see "Official" threads for all the rest of the colors....what, no love for Twilight Blue Metallic?? Let me start...2013 Legacy 3.6R Limited....got it in March....lovin' it:wub: Twilight Blue for me... Ice Silver for my wife http://i.imgur.com/XHFrfes.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CDfn5H0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/h6yEbb7.jpg Mods....feel free to move this up with the rest of the "Color threads"
  2. I was parking in the lot of a golf course in Oregon...guys parks beside me with his 325 Beemer and says..."Whow..is that one of those new Legacys?"...Yup......He replies...."Sweet, I hear they are bitchin' fast!!"
  3. 5th Gen...fog light mod....allows fogs to run with low beam and high beam. http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/5th-gen-independent-fog-light-mod-223969.html
  4. WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path." "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both." The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" said the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
  5. Hell of a Day There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
  6. After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
  7. A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
  8. That one has been going around the internet for years....I first got it from a friend about 1 1/2 years ago.........still a great joke....no matter where it came from.
  9. Things you need to know that only parents can teach you?? 1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside...I just finished cleaning." 2. My Parents taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't cut it out, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My Parents taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My Parents taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me." 6. My Parents taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're hit by a bus." 7. My Parents taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My Parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner." 9. My Parents taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My Parents taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all those peas are gone." 11. My Parents taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My Parents taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My Parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it." 14. My Parents taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like a goose!" 15. My Parents taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My Parents taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My Parents taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My Parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My Parents taught me ESP. "Put your jumper on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My Parents taught me HUMOUR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My Parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My Parents taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My Parents taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My Parents taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My Parents taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
  10. A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked..."Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
  11. "Ole Blue" A young cowboy from Southern Alberta goes off to University. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money .... he calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at the University that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!" "That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?" "Just send him here with $1,000" the young cowboy says "and I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" "Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the National Post, like he usually does". "Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?" The father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!" The kid went on to law school, and is now a Liberal MP seeking re-election.
  12. I was in court on an assault case...as the investigator. Part of the evidence was a picture of the victim showing all his injuries. The defense lawyer showed the victim the picture and asked............... "Were you present when this picture of you was taken??????" Definitely one too many questions
  13. Add to the list...all are good depending on the info you want http://www.miata.net/garage/tirecalc.html
  14. I would guess his was more like 250 hp....pretty well worked over....He drag raced it and it went like hell....no handling and stock AH Sprite brakes..OUCH!!! Good luck and keep us posted:)
  15. Very interesting...there used to be a guy around here with a Mk I Bugeye Sprite running a Chev 283 3 speed.....maybe related???? lol
  16. Sorry...no picture but there was a very cute Asian gal driving a Firebird around Vancouver with vanity plate IM A FOX ..... too right Baby!!!!
  17. Hi....I have searched and found lots of threads about what guys have done after they get the Cubby out of the dash....Radios....GPS....Gauges etc. I just cannot find anyone actually describing how to get the door off or get the cubby out of the dash...any specific tricks or tools required?? Obviously I do not want to damage anything and everything I have tried had to be stopped because I felt I was just about to break something. Any advice or pictures would be appreciated;)
  18. A Newfounlander walks into a bar at lunch time for a few drinks to see him through the afternoon. The whole bar is glued to the TV which is showing a situation with a guy on a 10th floor ledge in the business district....after a few minutes the bartender says to the Newfie "I bet you $20 he jumps" The Newfie thinks about it and takes the bet..."You're on boy!!" A few minutes later the man jumps to his death and everyone is shocked. The Newfie gets out the $20 for the bartender, but the bartender takes pity on him and says "I can't take your money...this happened this morning and I saw it on the morning news so I knew he would jump" The stunned Newfie looks at him and says........................................................ "I saw that this morning too....but I was sure he wouldn't jump again":eek:
  19. According to a sales survey that was published early this year......34% of all new cars sold in North America are some shade of silver/grey.....why buck the trend...it IS the best looking color out there.
  20. Here are mine.......Enkei RP-02J (17x7.5) with Kuhmo ASX 225/45/17 on my '06 LGT sedan. http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/RM-RS/Mar31.jpg
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