A nun at Hooters

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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The

 

place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while

 

'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt

 

into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She

walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom? The

 

bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in

 

there wearing only a fig leaf.' 'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the

 

nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few

 

minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give

 

the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't

 

understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'

 

'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun. 'You see,' laughed

 

the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

 

Now, how about that drink?