LuckyBob Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 So lame. I was parked in front of this nightclub I frequent in Seattle for only a few minutes and these two straight guys stole my favorite dildo from my passenger seat and the box of whips I had in my trunk! I have no idea what kind of car they were driving, but I think it was silver or something. I dunno. Whatever it was, it wasn't cute. Small town though, will run into them again and will get revenge by giving them a proper makeover! Those Eddie Bauer clothes somebody said they were wearing were so 90's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueWhiteBoy Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 When you do find them, don't be afraid to use your nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 How do you know they were straight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 How did they get your dildos and whips off of you in a few minutes without you even noticing? I mean, you didn't... like, leave those in an unlocked car or in plain view inside your car right? Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Man, I'd feel violated. I use a dildo glued to my kart seat so I don't get thrown off the kart during a race. If I lost my favorite kart dildo, I'd feel the need to beat the crap out of the thief with my cat o nine tails. BTW, I lever lock my racing kart's doors. I just feel I shouldn't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Isn't that cheating per the kart racing rules and regulations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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