Cake or Sex??

[Scooby Fan]

a husband is at home watching a

nascar when his wife interrupts,

 

honey,

could you fix the light in the hallway?

It's been flickering for weeks now.

 

He looks at her and says angrily,

fix the lights now?

Does it look like i have

g.e. written on my forehead?

I don't think so.

 

Fine,

 

then the wife asks,

well then, could you fix the fridge door?

It won't close right

 

to which he replied,

fix the fridge door?

Does it look like i have westinghouse

written on my forehead?

I don't think so

 

fine, she says

then you could at least fix the steps

to the front door?

They are about to break

 

i'm not a carpenter and i don 't

want to fix steps.

he says, does it look like i have

home depot written on my forehead?

I don 't think so.

i've had enough of you.

I'm going to the pub!!!!

 

So he goes to the pub and drinks for a

couple of hours..................................

 

He starts to feel guilty about how

he treated his wife, and decides

to go home.

 

as he walks into the house he notices

that the steps are already fixed.

 

As he enters the house, he sees the

hall light is working

 

as he goes to get a beer, he notices

the fridge door is fixed.

 

Honey, he asks, how did all this get fixed?

 

she said, well , when you left i sat

outside and cried.

 

just then a nice young man asked me

what was wrong, and i told him.

 

He offered to do all the repairs, and

all i had to do was either

go to bed with him or bake him a cake.

 

He said,

so, what kind of cake did you bake?

 

She replied,

hellooooo…..

do you see betty crocker written

on my forehead?

I don't think so!

 

[No DRFT]

ha!

[ColdBore]

Nice haha

[Chameleon]

nice one!!

[Code]

Title made me think " cake or death?"

[bdisco]

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