Center for Disease Control - Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

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Preparedness 101 - Zombie Apocalypse

 

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Better Safe than Sorry

 

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/images/zombieblog_photo2.jpg Some of the supplies for your emergency kit.

 

So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Below are a few items you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.

 

• Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  
• Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  
• Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  
• Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  
• Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  
• Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  
• Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  
• First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)
  

[RuskiTrombone]

Why is this in the general funny? I find nothing funny about the end of the world, apocalypse, being eaten by a zombie type of situation. I'm going to give the Government more tax dollars to make sure it never happens.

[ehsnils]

I'm waiting for the Arockalypse.