TonyDB Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot that poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.... we have lived happily ever after." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 hahaha!! good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 LMAO....I would have ditched her in the Canyon. Crazy mofo! OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyDB Posted April 12, 2005 Author Share Posted April 12, 2005 BOXERGT2.5, that's number 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift Monkey Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 LMAO....I would have done her in the Canyon. I'm a crazy mofo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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