cricket Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 I did a comparison road test, comparing my wife to my Legacy. 1. Exterior appearance. Legacy is taut, athletic looking with well proportioned curves. Wife has dated styling, with a billowing mid section. Legacy wins 2, Audio. Wife is shrill, difficult to turn the volume down. Legacy's 6disc changer is great. Legacy wins. 3. Interior comfort. Wife is soft, fairly comfotrtable. Legacy seats are heated. Tied score. 4. Nav system Legacy lacks this needed feature. Wife claims to be able to read a map. Wife wins. 5. Cost. Legacy about $26000, after negotiation with dealer. Wife was cheaper, but service and repairs are more costly. Legacy wins. 6. Performance. Legacy 250 hp. Wife often too tired. Legacy wins. Final score: Legacy 4.5 Wife 1.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellivnad Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Bahahaha, thats great .o0O0o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legasee Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 ....(and it costs less to mod the Legacy "a big plus there")... In Taiwan now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canis Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 HA! Man, you'd better hope she doesn't find this site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legasee Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 HA! Man, you'd better hope she doesn't find this site! In Taiwan now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sde Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8vtec13 Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 That was great mad funny if she reads this you know your sleapin on the couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisted Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 omfg laffin my @$$ off... you forgot handling, fuel type/economy, all we'll drive, and the RE92's btw whats with ur name....cricket as in the insect or as in the sport??? I know a thing or 2 about the latter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axis008 Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Ouch! Haha. That's funny. -ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 i suppose you can cook or don't mind going to mcdonald's for 1 month... This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emorphien Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Couldn't you say your wife comes with heated seats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Ahahaha- great thread- let's see: I spend a lot more time inside my car than inside my wife. My car never complains when I use the back door. When I'm just sitting there, my car doesn't mind if I keep my hand on the shifter. I'm able to get my car to STFU by sticking the key in a bunch of times and twisting it. I could go on and on. How much is a divorce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenWeasel Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 I'm thinking about ordering some JDM exterior mods for my wife. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm Chewing gum can 'enhance breasts' A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan. http://www.bust-up.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedawgs Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Who wins if they find out what your saying about them. I telling, ha ha ha. NO sex for you. LMAO Updated my vBGarage: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Who wins if they find out what your saying about them. I telling, ha ha ha. NO sex for you. LMAO If I get divorced, I'll get a lot of sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 I'm thinking about ordering some JDM exterior mods for my wife. do you have a JDM wife? if not, it may not work... This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slip304 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 My legacy is a LEASE, in a few years I can give it back and lease something new No harm done.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenonk Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 And here I thought your wife actually drag raced you back to the house while you were driving the GT. Wife can offer you "service" or "servicing" GT will always need some kind of service I'll take the wife if the wife can drive better than me. Keefe Keefe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenonk Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 My legacy is a LEASE, in a few years I can give it back and lease something new No harm done.. HOOKER! Keefe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scans007 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 K this thread made my morning HYSTERICAL....... LGT, you can reflash the brain if you don' t like what your getting.........Wife....well good luck....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankcal Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Unlike the Legacy, if you trade in your wife, you will continue to pay maintenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canis Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 This is blackmail material! I'm telling all your wives (unless a Cobb AP and tein coil overs arrive at my front door). PM me for my address. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tytek Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 the wife does not require the use of rubber, while the legacy needs it oh so much had to say that... my wife is watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 the wife does not require the use of rubber, while the legacy needs it oh so much :werd: And in both cases, proper application of a "pill" will result in lots and lots of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 WOW... best thread in ages. Funny :lol: - Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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