fishbone Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Hopefully it's not a dupe I have a three year old Koala Bear named GumNut, that I'm desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in January figuring it would be an awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid $3200 for him back in January and I'am not sure what the used Koala Bear market is like in a good economy or the one we have now; so I'am open to offers. Please use some common sense before contacting me, don't be an idiot, I'am not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 1980's Camero, pictures of your naked wife, or an offer to paint my garage door. GumNut's Stats: The Good *He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time. *For the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch on in a moment. *He eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven't had a spider in our house since we got him. *Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until GumNut bit her for changing the channel from Jeopardy, to Desperate Housewives. *Gets along well with one of my two dogs. *Loves to go for car rides. Now for the Bad: *He eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected. *Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when GumNut is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive. *He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.) *He does not like Asian's, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but someone of Asian Decent must have really mistreated him. *Loves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does. *Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often. *Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's ass. *He is quite, and as a result has snuck in on my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching; maybe it won't bother you as much. * GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a gas soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath. *Once he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed. Location: Aurora it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1398158266 http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/1398158266.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftride Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Aurora is right around the corner, but looks like the posting was flagged and removed. No koala for me. *vb gallery* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 let me know when theres a mogwai then ill be interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Mitch Hedberg would appreciate this though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Where's that GIF of the Koala getting punched? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/sbrown2/Koala3.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 So this guy paid $3200 for a pet that's this bad to own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 That's such a great picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 im not feelin it today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdisco Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If you ate koala would it clear up a stuffy nose like vicks-vapo-rub? http://www.vicks.com/images/products/VPO_Ointment_LG.jpg Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf Yield: 4 servings 2 LB ground Koala 1 cup cracker meal 1/2 cup water 2 eggs beaten 1 onion chopped salt and pepper as desired 11 oz can tomato sauce 1/4 cup lemon juice 1/2 cup sugar Combine every thing except half of the tomato sauce, lemon juice and sugar. Shape meat mixture into loaf (we like to reform the meat into the shape of a living koala) and place in a baking dish. Combine the remaining tomato sauce, lemon juice and sugar and pour over meat loaf. Bake 350 degrees covered about 40 minutes, basting frequently. Then uncover and bake about 15 minutes more or until koala loaf is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickb98c Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 My gf would love a koala. And Im not even joking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvagnone Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 have any pics of gumnut>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 He smells bad? Jeez, hold a gas soaked wrag on anyones face and you will probably bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Hopefully it's not a dupe I have a three year old Koala Bear named GumNut, that I'm desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in January figuring it would be an awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid $3200 for him back in January and I'am not sure what the used Koala Bear market is like in a good economy or the one we have now; so I'am open to offers. Please use some common sense before contacting me, don't be an idiot, I'am not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 1980's Camero, pictures of your naked wife, or an offer to paint my garage door. GumNut's Stats: The Good *He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time. *For the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch on in a moment. *He eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven't had a spider in our house since we got him. *Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until GumNut bit her for changing the channel from Jeopardy, to Desperate Housewives. *Gets along well with one of my two dogs. *Loves to go for car rides. Now for the Bad: *He eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected. *Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when GumNut is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive. *He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.) *He does not like Asian's, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but someone of Asian Decent must have really mistreated him. *Loves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does. *Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often. *Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's ass. *He is quite, and as a result has snuck in on my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching; maybe it won't bother you as much. * GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a gas soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath. *Once he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed. Location: Aurora it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1398158266 http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/1398158266.html LMAO OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 We have a lion head rabbit named "Stinkynuts". He seems to have many of the same traits! He does stink too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvagnone Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 yea my younger sister acually has a lion head and its cool and all but it smells like crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Tank Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 What a well written ad. I bet it was copypasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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