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The King had a jester in his court who was unpopular to many because his only humor was the use of bad puns. The King kept him on because he rather enjoyed awful puns. But one day this jester told a pun dour that it offended even the king. The King ordered sguards to seize the jester and sentenced him to be hanged by the neck until dead. The next morning the jester was led up onto the gallows. Just as the noose was placed around his neck, the King appeared on the balcony above and pronounced that the sentence was too severe and pardoned the poor man. "Well, no noose is good news!" quipped the jester. Everyone groaned and he was hanged anyway...
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