E-Tank Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I just spent the weekend driving my girlfriend's dad's 630HP 2007 Hamann Porsche 911 Turbo. We were house sitting and he told me I could take it out if I was careful. "Get one scratch on it though, and I will kill you," he said. I drove it a bit the night we got there, and holy f***. It was a spiritual experience. So, we went for a drive the next day and sure enough, when I was leaving the gas station parking lot, I scraped the front lip. I jumped out and looked and it was pretty bad. Scratched up the entire length of the thing. I called him right away and he said it wasn't a big deal. He said he's done it before and I probably just added to the scratches. He was lying. The car was perfect before I touched it. I'm an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiener2 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 bottom of the front lip? then he really doesn't care My Mods List (Updated 8/22/17) 2005 Outback FMT Running on Electrons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God help me Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 You come back and he took a baseball bat to your Leggy, and you should just reply "it's no big deal" lol . No but that really sucks, he was just trying to make you feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max713 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Idiot... sounds like an accident, he would have been pissed if you hadnt told him about it, but you did the right thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addison Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 agreed. i wouldnt worry too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest heightsgtltd Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Pics of GF and said Porsche? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagcars26 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Nude pics of GF and said Porsche? Â Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockerGT Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Nude pics of GF on said Porsche? Â Fixed for both of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krzyss Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Pics of GF and said Porsche?  EEEE Skip girlfriend just post Porsche ;-) Krzys PS Wife, 3 daughters and female cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katalyst Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Nude pics of GF and said Porsche? Â haha cause that would go over well with the man. scrape up his car, then post photos of his daughter on the netz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest heightsgtltd Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Might as well go for broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underpowerd Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 #6, 7, 8 = best 'fixed' sequence ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Tank Posted April 13, 2009 Author Share Posted April 13, 2009 http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj457/erictankel/031.jpg http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj457/erictankel/034.jpg http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj457/erictankel/032.jpg And here is the damage. Pardon my finger. Pics taken on crappy iphone camera. http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj457/erictankel/033.jpg I don't have a picture of Sarah with the car and I'm not about to post any nudes, but here's a picture of her with me cropped out http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj457/erictankel/poop.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009  Are you sure she's 18 ? Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Tank Posted April 13, 2009 Author Share Posted April 13, 2009 She's 20. I'm 23. I don't mess with that jail bate...anymore. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TT- Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 i this thread.   oh, and i wouldn't worry as long as you told him immediately and he was cool. next time you take a car like that out, drive it like it's 2 inches off the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katalyst Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 this thread delivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molal24 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Damn! I'd butter her up like a slice of WonderBread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommypenguin Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Good thread indeed, no reason to give you any flak, you accidentally scraped it not doing anything retarded. It happens to the best of us. Ps. Go penguins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmeat Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 chick isn't anything to write home about, but holyfuckbuckets - what a car! Boing! I'm pleasantly surprised... It was most certainly worth the couple bucks and 10 mins of my time. CLICK HERE FOR THE HOGZAUST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryq89 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 lol....rich white people             Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franklin Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Man her father is alright. Sounds like he figured you were standup to tell him the truth. He's a keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hack4875 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I wouldn't stress about it since the Dad was so cool with it. I would believe him if he says he's scraped before. My best friend has an '02 996TT that we just went to go pick up in November and we scraped at least twice in the first half hour of driving home. Those things are insanely low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyD3487 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 is that regal blue pearl? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilbrudder Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 You're not the idiot, he is....for letting anyone drive his car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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