the pasta diet

[Jerboa113]

spotted this on another forum.

 

'The Pasta Diet'

 

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

 

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

 

1. You walka pasta bakery.

 

2. You walka pasta candy store..

 

3. You walka pasta Ice Cream shop

 

4. You walka pasta table and fridge.

 

You will lose weight!

 

and here's one more at no charge. although I am accepting donations.

 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat

and suffer fewer heart attacks than

the English.

 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat

and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

 

3 The Chinese drink very little red wine

and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

 

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine

and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats

and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

 

CONCLUSION:

 

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.