Smart ass Answers of 2008

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The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2008 !!

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

 

It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you

like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated

in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied..

 

 

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #5

 

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to

check tickets. As a man approached, she extended

her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat

and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I

need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

 

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the

grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough

for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these

turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied,

'No ma'am, they're dead.'

 

 

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #3

 

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was

stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've

been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid

replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on

his way without a ticket.

 

 

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and

noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before

he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his

truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car

and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips

and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says,

'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'

 

 

 

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008 !!

 

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's

final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses

for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider

a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,

illness, or a death in your immediate family, but

that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from

complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to

laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the

teacher smiled knowingly at the student,

shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess

you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

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[Jerboa113]

oooh, college kid got pwn3d.

 

all of those made me